Today i did do...

[Martay]

poo-ing outdoors
Why have i not done it sooner? The sense of freedom is endless, and its a great opportunity to see its real size

https://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk125/MartayP/P090911_23390002.jpg

Next to a maccys sauce dip thing for scale!! Luckerly i picked up lots of napkins too

So, anyone else poo in the woods?
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Eat well, poo hard
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Rides: Slightly ratted Honda City Express

[Marcg868]

I've had a shit off a tree! Wiped my arse with a Dock leaf

Thats a epic sized log!!
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[Rogerborg]

Nice. And the best bit is, now you've got something tastier than that sauce to eat.
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[colin1]

one bcf member did a poo in another bcf members garden but apparently there were extenuating circumstances
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[J4mes]

[Frost]

Classic Type 2 if you ask me

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg/479px-Bristol_stool_chart.svg.png

[Marcg868]

Mine are always Type 4's. Plenty of fibre!!!
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[-LG-]

I'm not sure whats worse...you taking a photo, or me clicking the link to see it!

[SoND]

You didn't bury it.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Can we have a 'Not Safe for Mornings' tag please.

Bully for you...you logged outdoors...same as nearly every tramp in manchester.
'look out for that dog shit'...oh...that's not dog-do. It's human poo.
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[Paxovasa]

Done it on a few occasions, while working on a farm and miles from home.
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[yen_powell]

Kent Custom Bike Show, about 4am I was awoken by the following screamed converstation.

"Aaaargh you animal, I can't believe you did that. Get that away frm me, put it outside, Noooo, fuck off, leave me alone, put it outside, I'm never camping with you again."

Next day the whole site was in a mess, the rain had been pouring all night, bikes were struggling to even get going it was so slippery.

I packed up my tent, the main tracks were filled with bikes on their sides and people pushing others along. I decided to instead thread my way between tents and try and get past the traffic jam.

As I was paddling between two close together tents, trying not to catch my legs on the guy ropes I saw it. One of those large cardboard trays you used to get in a pack of beer cans with a proud and extremely large curling human turd on it.
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[Charlie]

Wild camping in Norway for 4 days meant I had to do it. Dig hole for poo and bury. Burn the paper.

Also when out on a pedal bike ride I couldn't hold it so dropped one on a moor.

Recently went to a campsite which had composting toilets in the Cotwolds. I really enjoyed it! Having a breeze under your arse was lovely. No water splashing back. Never smelt. Was great, toilet opposite to what I expected.
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Current: Honda CBR929RR & Yamaha XT660Z Tenere

[Dragonfly]

Or Phantom pooh. I hate the bum splash though. I always worry if there was bleach in the water when that happened.
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