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 scorps World Chat Champion

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mate of mine accidentally sent a rather racey text to me instead of someone he was obviously shagging behind his wifes back. I didnt say anything but he obviously realised he had done it and when we were in his company a while after he was really off with me, his wife said he was annoyed with me over using his phone to play a prank, that was when my other half informed her of the truth and threatened to deck my mate  ____________________ Do not presume that I am male. |
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As much as I love those.. the autocorrect ones do my tits in, the first few were funny, the rest are well... too made up  |
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 GhostRider World Chat Champion

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Afraid this is the extent of my own offerings, didn't go on as I wanted it to
GhostRider ____________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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A friend of mine attempting to send a pic of his erect tadger to his new girlfriend, accidentally sent it to his mother. Mum texted back " very nice, bit bigger than I remember it." Thanks mum!  |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 13 years, 276 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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