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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: The Paw Of Doom! Reply with quote

Dylan Super Cat has been getting his arse served back to him on a silver platter by a couple of the local stray scally cats.

Sometimes he wins, but this time he lost.

Woke up friday morning to see "The Paw Of Doom", that and the fact Dylan hadnt been off the bed for 36hrs made me take him to the vets.
1 1/2 tins of tuna, countless cat treats, full bike gear including gloves and 35mins later he was in the cat box.

Vet said Dylan had been bitten on the paw a few days ago and it has got infected.
Got some tablets, and he was given a couple of jabs.

So thanks to Dylan thinking he is well hard, i am now 45 quid lighter.

he is such a cwat!

Day 1
https://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248864_10150632309515790_820015789_19042224_6294820_n.jpg

Finally in the box

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Day 2

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PostPosted: 13:07 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Dylan Supa Cat" Is he some sort of crime fighting, tuna eating awesomenimity. (<<I made that word up just for Dylan btw)


So what's the moral of the story, Don't buy weak kittens, Invest in Katarate lessons (<< See what I did there) or just get a dog??
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excuse me while I paws for thought... Doh!
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my cats kept getting into a fight with a stray. The stray kept coming onto our land. So I shot it.

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PostPosted: 15:27 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Mums old cat Skimbleshanks (yeah I know) caught some kind of cat aids from fighting and died (RIP Sad ) from some local dirty bastard cat.
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Send Dylan The Super Cat my blessing..

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PostPosted: 20:48 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dylan Super Cat needs a cape with a little "D" symbol on it, although I suspect that he would claw your face off before you could tie it on. GWS little fighting machine! Does he have to wear one of those jazzy cones to stop him gnawing at his foot?

My cat got bitten on the ear during a fight which then became infected. She scratched at it, shook her head and redecorated part of the front room with her ear gunge Sad

Im sure you really wanted to know that!
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

waffles wrote:
Dylan Super Cat needs a cape with a little "D" symbol on it, although I suspect that he would claw your face off before you could tie it on.


This is just a rough design.. Laughing

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PostPosted: 20:56 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL @ Ear Gunge Very Happy

Nopes, no cones for him. He keeps licking his wound *snigger* which is good according to the vet.

Paw of Doom Epicentre
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But its ok, i got drugs.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:35 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, Dylan Super Cat has eye lasers.

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PostPosted: 21:56 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

We own MegaCat,

Nothing wakes him up.

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PostPosted: 08:34 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

all your cats are weak

my cat went missing for a week and came back with a split in his ear bathed with salt water and it was sortd (still has split but its all healed )turns out it was a rat bite

last year went missing again for two weeks came back with massive chest wound bathed with salt water and its all healed

he is that hard he fights with dogs (also been known to attack collies tails in the field behind us ) he has bought snakes home and somehow managed to drag a pigeon through the flap
he takes on every cat in the road even though he is half there size
but looks after little cats if the bigger ones pick on them


think he wants to print somthing as he has turned the printer on 3 times already today
not sure why he is called willow(wife named him)
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PostPosted: 09:17 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dylan supa cat is one beautiful mog, lovely patterns. Megacat also pwns.

I love the fact that he is registered at the vets as "Dylan supa cat" Smile

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PostPosted: 09:43 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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its a hard life being a cat...
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny old thing that we name our animals with such odd names?

My cat was known for ages as "destruco-cat" the cat that could mangle ANYTHING Laughing

RIP you lovable old bugger Smile
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