Takes the mick!

[woll]

been on the razz tonight to celebrate finishing college. All was good until some lad kicked off on me. Not done anything wrong to my knowledge, then the bouncers kick me out. WTF? For once i'd behaved myself all night.
Not happy bunny at all
Cool story bro n all that shizz just wanted a bit of a rant lol.
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[Wilson12345]

Happens. Hope you got a nice few digs in before they dragged you out
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Seem to not have enough karma to post :l

[TUG]

Its just alcohol, its bad news, I'm givin up the booze after a big family fight, In fact the last few tins i had was yesterday after a month of not having any.

I am poor however and i'm saving up for things too so i guess that helps motivate me also.
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Haz ER-5, innit!

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[Fawbish]

lol - come back when your mates come up to you the next day and tell you you got kicked out, because you can't remember what the fuck happened

Shit happens, can't remember the last time I got pissed off and didnt just laugh at something like that - I'm gettin' old
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"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

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[GhostRider]

I was in a club in Bristol this one time. Now I was sober when I walked in, and I only remember having one or two drinks, next thing I know I stumbling about barely able to stand, being asked to leave by the bouncers, and then found myself in the middle of some random street of houses. No recollection how I got there, what had happened, what the hell was going on. I stumbled around for a good few hours just randomly picking directions to walk since I hadn't a clue where I was or where our hotel was, taxis wouldn't stop for me, my phone battery had died.

After what seemed like forever I walked around the corner to see our hotel glowing in the horizon like a mirage in the desert, as I got there all my mates were stood outside asking me what the fuck had happened to me and where I'd been as they hadn't seen me since walking into the club. I was then dragged to a mates house barely able to stand and then givin some weed, after which I promptly passed out.

I have no idea to this day what happened but there were lost hours and I know I wasn't drinking that much, so it's either aliens or date rape. Quite unnerving though.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[flat spot]

[GhostRider]

Oh I don't hold it against them, probably seemed like a good idea at the time, and at least somebody got some humour from the whole abysmal nonsense.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.