Wanna day trip to the south coast?

[Alfs Motorcycles]

anyone want to come down to Alf's Motorcycles In worthing, West Sussex? We have a bit of everything, Workshop, Extensive accesories department and a wide range of New and used bikes. Best of all we have the coast within a mile and a pub and a cafe across the road. Why not make a daytrip out of your next motorcycle shop visit?


https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002533196755
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[pinkyfloyd]

What do we get for free as an incentive not to spam the hell out of your post?
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Fisty]

Id love to go but am not too keenon the taste of spam.
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[pinkyfloyd]

Ooops too late.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[bazza]

[MinhDinh]

Everyone just wants to make some money off me.
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Hit the G spot.

[Alfs Motorcycles]

I would like to apologize for the post however if anyone would like to come down they don't have to buy anything and can have a free cup of tea and check out the bikes. I'm not meaning this as spam
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[CarlosCBR]

Free testrides?
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https://www.facebook.com/carl.simmonds.7

[MinhDinh]

The best way to get business is:

Tits or GTFO.
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Hit the G spot.

[Alfs Motorcycles]

If you bring a passport, photocard driving licence, paper licence and have a full licence then I can't see why that would be too much of a problem. I know our sales director would much rather have the bikes being used than gathering dust. Obviously it would be necessary to ring up before coming over to make sure the bikes aren't out yet and to make sure its all fine.
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[MinhDinh]

[pinkyfloyd]

Right lads. When is the BCF crew heading down? Free tea and a ride on a brand new Kwack?
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Adamantis]

Is it just me that's amused by the fact he misspelled the address in his sig?
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[Alex A]

[Rogerborg]

Wow, an offer to do exactly what any other dealer would do?

Nothing personal, but if we don't rip your advert apart, why shouldn't every other dealer in the country spam us as well?
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[Marmalade]

If any BCF'er fancies turning up at my house I'll make em a cup of tea and even give them a biscuit if I got any.
Not sure if boiled sweets are on offer. I'll have to think about that one.

I won't try to flog them anything but do phone or PM first to make sure i'm here.

Bournemouth only 20 miles away and New Forest 2 miles away.
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Nobby the Bastard: How yo tell the difference between the actual japanese and her just screaming because she's had live fish stuck up her arse? [url=https://www.nicks-shop.co.uk/bcf-goodies-15-c.aspGet BCF stickers and things here[/url] Reflective helmet stickers - Legal requirement in france - Clicky

[Ariel Badger]

Although I rated this as spam I am more offended by the lack of apostrophe.
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[Hyaon]

[P.]

[Ichy]

[Polarbear]

[Marmalade]

[Ichy]

Polar old bean, I'd have tea but I was trying to save that oik Marmalade the embarrassment of admitting he didn't have any Tieguanyin. Even the most undisciplined Prole should have some Kopi luwak lying around, what, what.
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[Marmalade]

Of course.

Well, tesco's finest ground coffee, previously digested by my dog for a fuller flavour
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Nobby the Bastard: How yo tell the difference between the actual japanese and her just screaming because she's had live fish stuck up her arse? [url=https://www.nicks-shop.co.uk/bcf-goodies-15-c.aspGet BCF stickers and things here[/url] Reflective helmet stickers - Legal requirement in france - Clicky

[yen_powell]