Strange fetish.

[kev]

Me and Jo were in bed last night and she told me that the previous night I was talking in my sleep.

She said I was chatting to myself about tipex, I asked her what I was actually saying and she said she didn't know so she thinks that I have some strange tipex fetish.

This got me thinking and I have been trying to figure out how you could have a tipex related fetish and I came up with this idea.

What you have to do is think of something you could have a fetish about and say how it actually works.

You cant have common things like rubber, you have to have things like you have a fetish about licking stinging nettles or a fetish about bisto.

Have fun.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[ZaphodBeeble]

Goddamn boy you're one horny son of a bitch! Ahem, I like rabbit fur...
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[R1stu]

Feet and toes!! so nice and sweet ummmmmmmmm.
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[Major_Grooves]

Small, cute Oriental girls dressed in school uniforms? I don't need to tell you how that works.
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[kev]

You lot don't really seem to have got to grips with the concept of this thread.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[Major_Grooves]

I know I know....

Let me think....


Horseradish sauce.

Perhaps one would have a strange fetish of rubbing Horseradish sauce onto the end of his knob and into his ladies bits and get some wierd sexual rush from the burning pain you and your lady were feeling whilst rutting like crazy. Kind of S&M. Don't think I'll try it though.
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[kev]

Thats more like it.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[chunkielad]

Sand under the foreskin

Ketchup

Exhausts

The list could go on...

Please note these are not personal favourites.
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Mark Harrison R.I.P - 26th March 2003.
Remember you always and will ride in your honour.
Big revvs up for Mark!

[kev]

But how would these fetishes manifest their selfs?
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[chunkielad]

Sand at the beach accidentally getting in (it gets everywhere)

Ketchup falls off your burger whilst sunbathing and it's licked off by a sexy person of opposing sex.

Exhaust by a rather unfortunate slip whilst approaching bike which results in your leathers ripping and penis getting caught in the end can. Whilst trying to remove, you feel aroused and continue with the Oke Kokey motion - In, Out, In, Out, shake it all about!!
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Mark Harrison R.I.P - 26th March 2003.
Remember you always and will ride in your honour.
Big revvs up for Mark!

[Major_Grooves]

[chunkielad]

What me? Never - I take everything seriously - serious is my middle name.

Craig Sreious Nicholson, that's me!!!
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Mark Harrison R.I.P - 26th March 2003.
Remember you always and will ride in your honour.
Big revvs up for Mark!