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PostPosted: 12:52 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Being Jewish Reply with quote

First of all, please, please don't take any offence in what I'm asking as it is just me being curious about others.

Why do some men shave their heads but leave long ringlets at the front and side?

Why the beards?

Why the skull caps?

Why the large rimmed black hats

I know that there is a small prayer at the entrance to each room, but why is it at an angle?

In this day and age with women trying to stop female circumcision amongst the african peoples, why is male circumcision not being stopped ( unless for medical reasons) and why is it done in the first place?

Like I said, just curious.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's because they're fundamentalist freaks living a medieval fantasy based upon a load of wank written by ignorant savages thousands of years ago. Same as christians and islamists etc.
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's because they're fundamentalist freaks living a medieval fantasy based upon a load of wank written by ignorant savages thousands of years ago. Same as christians and islamists etc.


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PostPosted: 13:12 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
It's because they're fundamentalist freaks living a medieval fantasy based upon a load of wank written by ignorant savages thousands of years ago. Same as christians and islamists etc.


That may well be, but doesn't really satisfy my curiosity.
Often there is a good rule behind each religious law. It is just the way it has been passed down and corrupted through the ages.

The original questions still stand though.
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I live in a Jewish area and still don't know Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Re: Being Jewish Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
First of all, please, please don't take any offence in what I'm asking as it is just me being curious about others.

Why do some men shave their heads but leave long ringlets at the front and side? Why the beards?

Hassidic/Orthodox Jews mostly do this. Boils down to rules found in Leviticus (called something else in the Torah, can't remember what). This, incidentally is why Rastafarians sport long hair (dreadlocks) and beards.

Why the skull caps?
Again, God (for some reason) has declared that heads should not be uncovered. Again, same reasons you'll often see Rastas wearing hats (Excuse me man, i gotta take off me Tam)

Why the large rimmed black hats
IIRC the black hats/clothes stems back to middle-ages Europe, it meant that Jews could be quickly identified at a glance. Bit like Hitler making them wear the 'Jude' badge/armband.

I know that there is a small prayer at the entrance to each room, but why is it at an angle?

In this day and age with women trying to stop female circumcision amongst the african peoples, why is male circumcision not being stopped ( unless for medical reasons) and why is it done in the first place?

Again, all down to God. He demands the removal of the foreskin as a sign of the covenant between them (God & the Jews). IIRC it all started with Abraham (the one who had to kill his own son as a 'test'), needs to be done by the time the child is 8 days old.
Like I said, just curious.


Don't know the answers to your other questions.
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't lots of Americans now circumcise their kids for appearance and some ridiculous idea of "cleanliness"?

Genital mutilation is wrong. Oh, the times I thank my luck that I'm only culturally Jewish. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now being a muslim myself, I agree with no foreskin. Being a muslim, you have to clean yourself properly.

So when we go piss or shit, we use water as well.
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thing is though, is that you can quite easily clean yourself properly with a foreskin. Daily shower, roll the thing back and have a scrub; it's not hard.

Of course, if for medical reasons you're unable to roll it back comfortably (case in point being my brother) then it makes sense to get it lopped off for hygiene reasons.

But to make a sweeping assumption that everyone with a foreskin is somehow not as clean as those without is absurd.
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree that you can clean behind the foreskin. I also agree that not everyone with foreskin is dirty but the word 'cheese' or Smegma is something that happens and some people are dirty.

All I know is, I feel much cleaner using water after I use the toilet.
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I see some rules as stating the obvious.

Like not eating with the same hand you wipe your arse with. wearing something on your head when living in a hot country prevents heat stroke, not committing adultery stops sexually transmitted diseases, thou shall not kill, eye for an eye stops you doing something nasty to someone else if you are going to get it done to you.
I can see how religion has evolved from cave dwellers passing down a good idea for basic survival into a ritualised format, but there must have been an origan for these.
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Ok, I see some rules as stating the obvious.

Like not eating with the same hand you wipe your arse with. wearing something on your head when living in a hot country prevents heat stroke, not committing adultery stops sexually transmitted diseases, thou shall not kill, eye for an eye stops you doing something nasty to someone else if you are going to get it done to you.
I can see how religion has evolved from cave dwellers passing down a good idea for basic survival into a ritualised format, but there must have been an origan for these.


Well Skudd, I think most use tissue paper like normal people when they wipe their ass, and water after... which is by far, just cleaner.

When I eat a Burger or anything with my hands, I use tissue and then water. I don't just stop at tissue.

I don't know about Jews though.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

MinhDinh wrote:

Well Skudd, I think most use tissue paper like normal people when they wipe their ass, and water after... which is by far, just cleaner.

When I eat a Burger or anything with my hands, I use tissue and then water. I don't just stop at tissue.

I don't know about Jews though.


Well that's the modern way, but I can see the reasons why and how it originated about one hand for toilet and one for food.
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PostPosted: 15:15 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suppose you're right. I am watching a prgramme called apeman which is very good on BBC I player and they don't mention pooing.

You should watch it.
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because they are backwards morons that feel the need to rationalise their existence by following a load of fictional bullshit in an old novel. The fictional bullshit gets interpreted in a variety of ways such that when you bring in the murder of the magic arab jewish zombie (who is always drawn as white I might add) and the presence of the arabian desert paedophile you end up with the interpretations being so diverse that each group of backwards morons ends up killing each other arguing over it.


HTH Thumbs Up .


As far as I am concerned it is as much about segregation and the showing of "gang colours" as it is about the interpretation of the religious texts.
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes we all know the negative side of religions. But that a side, rules or good ideas were handed down fom one age to another and then became a religion. it is the little things I'm interested in as in the OP. Not whether it is believed or not.

A bit like the highway code, we drive on the left. as if we drove anywhere we would crash. Now some tome in the future someone may make it a religion, but for now it is good practice while on the road.
Obviously you have your Diesel= catholics, Petrol= Cof E
Ford= Christian
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

How tall are you?
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't they cut the curly hair bits off when you're married and have had sex with the wife. It's a sign of like those that are virgins and available for like marriage.

Foreskins are dirty, I don't have one, I love my penis. !!!!


Penises with foreskin remind me of this.

https://www.corante.com/loom/archives/Mole%20rat.jpg

Your all dirty sinfull people. Wink
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
It's because they're fundamentalist freaks living a medieval fantasy based upon a load of wank written by ignorant savages thousands of years ago. Same as christians and islamists etc.


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PostPosted: 17:29 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Despite all the religion stuff (which I don't agree with, but it's all been said) I reckon they dress quite snazzy with the suits and hats Very Happy All they need it one of those walking stick type things and it'd be like 1920 again or something.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imonster wrote:
Thing is though, is that you can quite easily clean yourself properly with a foreskin. Daily shower, roll the thing back and have a scrub; it's not hard.


Although it occasionally stiffens....
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 18:55 - 05 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hisinfernaldr is right, some jews look like the coolest people on the planet.
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