Stay Lucky Hetzer!

CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

I'm gonna say exactly what i said on Hetz's FB wall.

I considered saying "Happy Birthday" and leaving it at that.
Then I started thinking.... This is Hetz, the guy who hates everything apart from motorbikes, BCF, nobcat, drugs and Jack Daniels.
Does this mean he hates birthdays as as we are only encouraged to celebrate them so we fill the pockets of the government via the astronomical level of taxation on everything in this country?
All I am going to say on this "special" day is, Stay lucky dude Very Happy

neatbik · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Karma :

Happy birthday young man.
Karma

dogbot · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Mar 2011 Karma :

*risks potenital ire*

Happy Birthday!

Very Happy

hellbound · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jan 2011 Karma :

As Cansa said

Do I wish Happy Birthday and risk being flamed or shall I just say have a good day thats slightly better than any other day?
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P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Happy birthday.

Present in post Wink

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DrDonnyBrago · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Jan 2010 Karma :

I haven't bought him anything so the corporate fat cats will in no way benefit from:

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pinkyfloyd · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Karma :

Happy Birthday bud. I made you a cake but it looks so good I'll probably eat it myself!

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CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

One does simpley tank cake into Mordor

sebastianw · Spanner Monkey Joined: 22 May 2009 Karma :

have a good day.............................see you on the other side.........

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Happy birthday!!!

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CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

Hetzer = Teh Sekz

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

on dodging taxes and death for another year.
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Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

Any the slightly mental night out you'll no doubt be having sir.

Wish I was there.
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Harold_Shand · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Karma :

I acknowledge that Hetzer was born on this day a number of years ago.
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Minty · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Karma :

Happy Birthday you cantankerous sod.

Give our best to your twin bro, Sigmund. Thumbs Up

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Wilson12345 · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 24 Nov 2010 Karma :

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kfc v lot · Nova Slayer Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Karma :

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There is cake befitting him..
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thegubner · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Karma :

Don't piss yourself tonight on the sauce.

pepperami · Super Spammer Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :

better day than usual Thumbs Up

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Happy Birthday old bean, what what.

Hetzer · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Karma :

Thanks guys and gals, me cockles is all warmed and stuff. Thumbs Up

Today and this evening was a family do, my BD serves the kids with Chinese takeaway so I'm popular. Laughing

Tomorrow night it's Brighton with one of my bros and getting shit-faced. Yay! Bounce!

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mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

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Smash · Scooby Slapper Joined: 02 Apr 2011 Karma :

Happy birthday Hetz, may the civil service strike in honour of such an auspicious occasion Wink

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