Amy

[stigg]

Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.



It's what she would have wanted!!!!

[olionel]

the classic crap one...

walks in to a bar...asks for a double vodka lemonade...barman says "sorry we don't serve spirits"
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[Fisty]

What have Imogen Thomas and Amy Winehouse got in common?

Niether will be doing Giggs anymore.
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[Sham]

George Best and Alex Higgins are said to be 'over the moon', they've just heard there's a Winehouse on it's way to Heaven.

[brett750]

The papers are all talking about Amy Winehouse's fight against drink and drugs.


Must be using David Haye's definition of "fight''

[fiveus]

Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.

[easyroller]

[Raffles]

Back to black cabs for Mitch.
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[pinkyfloyd]

First there was Jade. Then Jacko, now Winehouse... Thats the goodie the bad and the ugly!
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Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[KevTM]

lol, Pink, that is stretching it A+ for effort.

[Andy_Pagin]

News just in from the city...

Rizla have issued a profits warning.

M.O.D. report the Taliban may have to surrender due to lack of projected future income.
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[chrisw]

Amy, Amy, it's a terrible shamey

Kunt

[james1988]

I've just popped down with my floral tribute to Amy Winehouse, a pine tree.It's the perfect tribute, five and a half feet, dead and surrounded by needles.

Courtesy of sickipedia.

James

[The Tot]

Here's a typical one from me, so I can expect abusive ratings.


What's funnier than rape?

Amy Winehouse's bloated corpse!


Anyway, should they decide to cremate Whinehouse's corpse, the headshops around camden will make a killing selling her ashes. It'll be like a pre-mixed speedball ready to smoke. I can expect the streetprice of "Winehouse Widow" to be £100/g! Roll up an Amy and spark it up!
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[-LG-]

Her parents can't keep the ashes, will be classed as possession of class A.

Its been said that no drugs were found in the house...most likely all inside her!

[keggyhander]

There's some confusion about the funeral arrangements apparently.

They don't know whether to use the red, green or black bin.

[bikertomm]

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and A moped?

A moped can hit 30.



At least now Amy Winehouse can do lines off the most shiny surface known to man.

Jade Goody's head.



Sickipedia never fails to amuse.


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[hellbound]

Winehouse, Hendrix, cobain, Morrison all died at 27

10 years to wait for Justin Beiber.
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[pinkyfloyd]

[Redoko]

Even Gavin from Autoglass couldn't fix Amy's crack problem.

https://www.cuntscorner.com/upload/1308941465.jpg
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[bazza]

https://i.imgur.com/YHYvJ.jpg
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[MarJay]

Apparently they cremated her.

Don't need to finish, the joke tells itself.
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[pinkyfloyd]

Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St Peter see's her and beckons her to the front.

"Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" She asks.

St Peter replies, "no, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"


I know. I'm going to hell.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[mistergixer]

Rupert Murdoch says he's been really touched by some of the messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone.
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