mechanic wanted ... swindon / wiltshire area

[penis020]

I am looking to employ a mechanic for couple of days max, casual cash in hand work,

I have a 1992 Af1 Futura Sports Pro that is nearly finished, just need someone to fit the last few bits for me asap

I need ...........

Oil Tank Fitted
Air Box Fitted
Speedo cable connected
Front and rear lights connected
Indicators connected

I can pick up and drop home if you need transport, plus i have a Van for tools you might need to be transported.

weekends or weekdays are no problem

If you can help, please reply

thanks

Jamie

[MaybeGuy]

Something this easy to do is almost a rape invitation.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[penis020]

might be easy to do, but haven't got the time with work.........

IM NO MUG

i know how much the jobs will cost to do, especially being cash in hand

so thanks for your advice, dont worry im a big boy.. can handle myself, im not a 20 year old mug with no idea!!, im glad people look out for each other on this forum.

[MaybeGuy]

I mean you being a rapist.

and you don't have half an hour free? are you a black slave?
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[penis020]

...............HALF AN HOUR?????

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BIKES???

IF YOU COULD DO ALL THIS IN HALF AN HOUR, YOU WOULD BE A VERY RICH MAN!!!!

YOU WANNA BE CAREFUL WHO YOU ARE CALLING A RAPIST AND A BLACK SLAVE, YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TOO... IM NOT TAKING OFFENCE..... I ONLY WENT ON THIS TO TRY AND GET SOME HELP TO GET MY BIKE ON THE ROAD ASAP.............

YOUR OBVIOUSLY VERY YOUNG, IMMATURE, AND NEED TO GROW UP A BIT, I THOUGHT THIS FORUM WAS HERE FOR BIKE ENTHUSISASTS AND LIKE MINDED PEOPLE, NOT SILLY LITTLE CHAVS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN INSULT PEOPLE WHO GENUINLEY WANT SOME HELP.

[MaybeGuy]

lol
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[P.addy]

To be fair mate, I dont work on bikes that much...

Oil tank, to bolt and attach cables.. about 5 minutes.
Air box, the one on my CLR was a bugger and took 10 minutes inc connecting to carb.
Speedo, screws in again like 2 minutes
front and rear lights, by connected you mean unscrewed, installed and wired in, about 15 minutes, 20 if the fairings arent off.
Indicators, 2 wire solder, 5 minutes per indicator if you are being picky.

About 40 minutes, providing its all there ready.

Matt knows a lot about rebuilding them Im not the most mechanically abled, but those are probably the "easier" jobs I could do... Genuinely wont take you too long mate.

[penis020]

it may only be 40 mins work to people in the know, but im not a mechanic, or a bike specialist, and im not trying to be... i just want someone, i can pay to come and do these jobs, so i can get on with enjoying my bike..

im in the building trade, and i am sure there are jobs that would take me 30 mins that would take others who didnt know all day... thats why im employed to do the job i do, and i want to employ someone to do the job i dont want to do.

if it is easy, then someone can earn themselves some easy money, ive got the cash to pay..... if Matt can do it in 30 mins......... come and prove it, plymouth is only 100 miles away...... ill pay day rate for his 30 mins work...................................

[Nope.]

If I were closer, id do it for very little.

Matt is a decent guy. This forum is quite quirky, if you cant handle little jokes like that then you need to GTFO fast. Go read some of the other threads, its all just banter. Dont take it seriously.

These jobs are quite simple, if you dont feel confident enough to do them at the moment make sure to watch whoever you get to do them. Its always worth learning this stuff, especially if you own a vintage two stroke!
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[penis020]

I havent taken any offense to the comments........ banter is banter, but calling people a rapist and a black slave from where i am from is a bit more like fighting talk, its ok from behind your computer screen, but in the real world.. where i am based, you call someone a rapist or a black slave is gonna have serious repocussions.. maybe in cyber space this is all exceptable, but in the real world its far from it...

you wouldnt call someone who asked you a question at work a black slave or a rapist.......... so whats the difference??

All i want is for someone to do a few jobs on my bike!!!!.... im not asking for a freebie.... this is a job for cash,

in the world i live in, people employ me to do a job, i dont question if its easy or not, i give them a quote and we go from there

[R6 Wilson]

Out of curiosity, how much are you offering to pay?
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