Thread closed. (I'll explain tomorrow.)

[Fairies attack]

Tonight my friend has been beaten up.
She's had her head hit against a brick wall and been stabbed whilst at another mates house.

She phoned me, saying about it. So I told her to phone the police and get it sorted (12.30am) the police came round and took the offender away.
She then phoned me again saying that she was feeling sick and dizzy, and then kept passing out whilst on the phone to me.

I phoned 999 to get an ambulance round there to get her sorted out (as you would) first of all they couldn't find the address.
Which is here:
https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=31+Oxford+Street,+Grimsby&hl=en&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=18.178919,46.538086&vpsrc=0&t=h&z=16

And after my phone cutting out quite a few times due to poor signal, and having to ring back they have now taken my address and post code and are apparently sending a police car orund to my house for wasting thier time.

I mean what a bloody joke the girl is in a bad way after being stabbed and they are more worried about arresting me than anything else. What a laugh.

Lesson learnt have an emerancy, stab the bastard or kill them and there will be a car round quicker than you can say burger to a cow.

[TUG]

I dunno what it is with people with low mobile signals that cant either fucking stand still in a high strength zone or find one in the first place. I hope they do arrest you for being retarded.
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[sickpup]

So the Police left her with knife wounds just to take the perp away?

Doesn't really sound right to me.

[Fairies attack]

[TUG]

Fucking lol.
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[Fairies attack]

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[Im-a-Ridah]

Manure has a distinctive smell!

[Deckx]

Seriously mate... are you for real

[Fisty]

I smell poo.
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[Benson_JV]

You.
Are.
A.
Fucking.
Moron.
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[Pete.]

You see this is why I like a simple life. I have a very basic tenet when it comes to stuff like this:

Don't get involved in other people's personal affairs.

That's it, basically. You're making your own life far too complicated. Get stuck into your work, involve yourself in a personal project of some sort. Leave trash-talking to the kiddies and the Yanks, keep clear of social networking and pikey trash TV and don't involve yourself in other people's squabbles.

You'll be amazed at the difference it will make to your life and well-being. You're in the driving seat - no one else - so let's see you take hold of the wheel and start giving your life some direction!
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[lllN30lll]

Didn't you flounce already?

[hellkat]

The reason is that you did not tell them to send the Waaaambulance.
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[WannaBeDude]

Warp, visit the 2 postcodes i have and prove your ' manly ' ways then i'll meet you for the bumsex you crave ?
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[WannaBeDude]

He could make a poll on that, then we can get done for encitment to do the world a favour !
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