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PostPosted: 21:20 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Fellow cider drinkers, please mourn with me. Reply with quote
For I have just dropped 12 glass botttles of westons vintage on the kitchen floor.

Every. Single. Bottle. Broken.

I'm nearly on my knees sucking it off the tiles Sad
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I need sympathy for the fact that my body rejects apple cider altogether, and makes me react so badly, that I can black out on just a few sips...
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: Fellow cider drinkers, please mourn with me. Reply with quote
mr_fisty wrote:
For I have just dropped 12 glass botttles of westons vintage on the kitchen floor.

Every. Single. Bottle. Broken.

I'm nearly on my knees sucking it off the tiles Sad


I feel your pain, I really do.


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PostPosted: 22:22 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Clanger wrote:
I need sympathy for the fact that my body rejects apple cider altogether, and makes me react so badly, that I can black out on just a few sips...


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PostPosted: 22:26 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
make your own cider. It's far better than anything you can buy in a shop

I've started another 25L barrel on Friday Smile
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cider. I wouldn't even swill a kitchen floor down with it.

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PostPosted: 23:57 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm not a cider drinker but I hate to see booze wasted in any form.

My condolences.
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 27 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: Fellow cider drinkers, please mourn with me. Reply with quote
mr_fisty wrote:
For I have just dropped 12 glass botttles of westons vintage on the kitchen floor.

Every. Single. Bottle. Broken.

I'm nearly on my knees sucking it off the tiles Sad


Hmm, it's strong no doubt, don't really think it's particularly great tasting myself.

Henney's FTW..
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PostPosted: 01:37 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: Fellow cider drinkers, please mourn with me. Reply with quote
mr_fisty wrote:
For I have just dropped 12 glass botttles of westons vintage on the kitchen floor.

Every. Single. Bottle. Broken.

I'm nearly on my knees sucking it off the tiles Sad


Noooooes!

How did you manage that?

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PostPosted: 02:05 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Gone off apple cider lately, but I definitely feel your pain.

Currently enjoying a nice bottle of Kopparberg, much prefer the pear stuff right now
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PostPosted: 08:17 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I feel your pain, really Shocked

although I have to avoid apple cider these days - I seem to have developed an allergy to apples over the last couple of years, so I have to stick to perry/pear cider
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PostPosted: 09:54 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: Fellow cider drinkers, please mourn with me. Reply with quote
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For I have just dropped 12 glass botttles of westons vintage on the kitchen floor.
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PostPosted: 10:15 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
It could only possibly be worse if it was 12 bottles of Westons Old Rosie Laughing

Sorry for your loss (you clumsy sod) Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
im sat here drinking a bottle of koppaberg mixxed fruit Razz nice stuff this goes well with meals Smile

cider is a great drink in my eyes i have tried many beers and every one of them makes me gip Sick

never had a proper cider i didnt enjoy through most people think cider and three hammers and strong bow jump to mind ...chemical piss Thumbs Down

only cheap cider i like is magners
rest of the time its bulmers or koppaberg
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
fireyphoenix1989 wrote:

only cheap cider i like is magners
rest of the time its bulmers or koppaberg


Magners and bulmers are the same thing, and they're both wank Laughing
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On a more serious note though a real cider drinker would have caught them before they hit the floor! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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On a more serious note though a real cider drinker would have caught them before they hit the floor! Laughing


No a REAL cider drinker would have had them drunk before they hit the floor, or would just get the mop and then drink it straight from the bucket.... or is that just me?

quick edit,

With me being stuck in the wes' coun'ree to me proper cider is the stuff that you can still see feathers floating in the glass before they dissolve, the kind of stuff that is so cloudy even the mearest drop is completely opaque, where they sell it in shot glasses rather than pints, and after 3 pints you wake up in a different country.... none of this chemical piss you buy from the shops
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 28 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
andym wrote:
With me being stuck in the wes' coun'ree to me proper cider is the stuff that you can still see feathers floating in the glass before they dissolve, the kind of stuff that is so cloudy even the mearest drop is completely opaque, where they sell it in shot glasses rather than pints, and after 3 pints you wake up in a different country.... none of this chemical piss you buy from the shops


Happy memories of the Min Pin Inn Tintagel Cornwall.
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andym wrote:
With me being stuck in the wes' coun'ree to me proper cider is the stuff that you can still see feathers floating in the glass before they dissolve, the kind of stuff that is so cloudy even the mearest drop is completely opaque, where they sell it in shot glasses rather than pints, and after 3 pints you wake up in a different country.... none of this chemical piss you buy from the shops


Happy memories of the Min Pin Inn Tintagel Cornwall.


I remember being in an offy in Pothleven buying fags when I was working down there 20 odd years ago and being fascinated with a 5 litre polypin of something cloudy, bitty and piss-like, with a big chicken on the label. I think it was called summat like "Old Cock". I'll try anything, but there's no way I woulda drunk that...
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I'm off on holiday to Somerset in a month, will be drinking much cider as well as getting tips on how it's made ...
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Was it Cripplecock? We tried that when my parents lived in Newquay. Looks like old dishwater and probably an acquired taste, but had no desire to acquire it!
I like Stowford Press cider best.
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