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x.carol
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 07 Sep 2011    Post subject: Car test at the end of the month.. Reply with quote

Heyy.
I have my car test at the end of the month. Second attempt.
Any tips on how to stop driving like a biker?
Good suggestions will be given bacon.

Thankies!xxx
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 07 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Car test at the end of the month.. Reply with quote

Do not wear your helmet.
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PostPosted: 07:40 - 08 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Car test at the end of the month.. Reply with quote

Countersteering will end badly.


So will filtering.
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 08 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remember to put the side stand up before pulling away ( now replace side stand with hand brake sorted Thumbs Up )
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 08 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

The clutch is not operated by your left hand Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 08 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

DO NOT get a knee down on roundabouts
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 08 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't check your mirrors.

Don't glance over your shoulder before turning.

When changing lanes don't indicate until your along side another vehicle.

On roundabouts stay on the outside lane, activate your left indicator and proceed to pass 2 exits before choosing the one you want.

When approaching an amber light about to go red, accelerate hard, then bottle it and slam the brakes on.

When stuck in traffic sit as close to the white line as possible.

Without checking your mirrors swerve arounds manhole covers to avoid, well, fuck knows what but swerve round them anyway.

Remember, when you're in your car you own the road, don't let anybody make progress faster than you, and should a bike pass you whilst sat at lights beep your horn and sit bitching.

Find your shittest cd and play it as loud as possible, just incase the car next to you doesn't have a stereo.

When I passed my car test I'd have failed if I'd done any of the above, but going by todays standards I can only assume the car test is a piece of piss
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Nope.
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 08 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leathers are not required but if your examiner is male they may help.

You have a reverse gear, dont try and put your foot down and push back.

Change gear with your hand and use your foot for the clutch (wrong, right?).

Dont nod at other drivers.

You have some crap to the left of you, dont forget that its there!

You cant really change gears without the clutch (well, you can, but dont.)

All I could think of. Good luck Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 15:16 - 09 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have my driving test 20th of next month Shocked
Biggest help is provisional insurance on a parent/mates car Wink
I tend to ride a bike like I drive a car Thumbs Down then get in a car and always check my shoulder Neutral
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 09 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doing a wheelie into a box of kittens may be frowned upon.

Dropping it is an instant fail.
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 09 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are still supposed to check your blind spots over your shoulder in a car.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 09 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Induction roar on a vauxhall corsa is rubbish.

There is no such thing as engine braking.

You can not skip down to the front of a row of stationary traffic just to get two wheels into the green bit of road with the cycle painted in it.

Forward facing speed cameras ARE an issue.

If the examiner asks you to execute an emergency stop, dont ask him to sit in the backseat in order to give yourself more grip on the rear wheel.

When you approach a set of red lights and you stop, there is no need to open the door in order to put you foot down.
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 09 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

AnPhonEh wrote:
You are still supposed to check your blind spots over your shoulder in a car.


When I was learning I was told not to as it takes your eyes off the road ahead of you, needless to say I still shoulder checked everytime after looking at the mirror.

First timer, Wink

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PostPosted: 22:00 - 09 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikertomm wrote:
AnPhonEh wrote:
You are still supposed to check your blind spots over your shoulder in a car.


When I was learning I was told not to as it takes your eyes off the road ahead of you, needless to say I still shoulder checked everytime after looking at the mirror.

First timer, Wink

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Me too, but 20 years ago.

Remember, when changing lanes: mirror, signal, shoulder check, move... Can't go wrong with that Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 09 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Car test at the end of the month.. Reply with quote

x.carol wrote:
Heyy.
I have my car test at the end of the month. Second attempt.
Any tips?

Thankies!xxx


Listen to your driving instructor, dick head. Although it's probably too late for that. Thumbs Up
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x.carol
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PostPosted: 02:17 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Car test at the end of the month.. Reply with quote

Flip wrote:
Listen to your driving instructor, dick head. Although it's probably too late for that. Thumbs Up


Did you just call me a dick head?
Wow, I feel 14 again. Its been a while since I've been called that lol.
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x.carol
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PostPosted: 02:28 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for all the ace advice =D

I'm reeeeally tempted to do my test in my helmet & leathers now though.

Here's some bacon for your participation.
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Flip
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PostPosted: 02:50 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Car test at the end of the month.. Reply with quote

x.carol wrote:

Did you just call me a dick head?


Dick head is a great insult. Isn't not overly insulting but at the same time you shouldn't shout it at children. Thumbs Up
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DrDonnyBrago
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Car test at the end of the month.. Reply with quote

Flip wrote:
Dick head is a great insult. Isn't not overly insulting but at the same time you shouldn't shout it at children. Thumbs Up



I feel that bell end has been unfairly forgotten...



You bell end Wink .
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