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dransy
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: havent shit for 5 days ! Reply with quote
And now I'm at home on the shitter with the river of Babylon gushing out of my ass !
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shereen
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PostPosted: 09:41 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: havent shit for 5 days ! Reply with quote
dransy wrote:
And now I'm at home on the shitter with the river of Babylon gushing out of my ass !


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PostPosted: 09:51 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, at least you're not full of shit any more
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: havent shit for 5 days ! Reply with quote
dransy wrote:
And now I'm at home on the shitter with the river of Babylon gushing out of my ass !


Mobile devices can sometimes be misused or used in inappropriate situations...... Wink
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
You keep a donkey in your toilet? Weird.
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
You keep a donkey in your toilet? Weird.

A donkey that sings Boney M songs no less!
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pics or it...

No, wait, I'll take your word for it.
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deleted111
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
5 days?! How do people do this?!
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5v3d3b0
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I take like 3 shits a day, could NEVER go 5 days!
Probably due to the fact that I drink too much Confused
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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My Response to this turn of events..........
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Relieved?
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dransy
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I normally have two or three a day but I've been constipated and only releasing little rabbit tabs that felt like I was pushing out beer cans lol
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PostPosted: 05:49 - 11 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The most pleasurable dump I've ever had is one of those ones that waits until it has threaded itself along the 'S' bend before it decides to break off, is approximately 18" long and so oily that it doesn't leave a mark on the paper for 'CSI' to find when you've wiped. Wink
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Dazbo666
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PostPosted: 06:23 - 11 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
JohnDoe wrote:
The most pleasurable dump I've ever had is one of those ones that waits until it has threaded itself along the 'S' bend before it decides to break off, is approximately 18" long and so oily that it doesn't leave a mark on the paper for 'CSI' to find when you've wiped. Wink

erm, most definately too much detail for me Sick LOL
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