Fishy Minge

[hellkat]

Not me!

How THE FUCK can some women not know how bad they smell?

And more to the point, if you realised it was you, and there was a shower facility ... would you not go immediately and sort yourself out?

(my office is in a corridor on the edge of a ward where, obviously, there are shower facilities)

Someone in this corridor has the most vile fish-minge today, so bad that I nearly threw up.

Do you [guys] ever actually feel embarrassed when women in your workplace smell that bad? Honestly, I don't know how the men in this office are coping, even I am finding it almost beyond coping-with.


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[fatpies]

You can't smell your own stink tbh, as it is always there your senses smell it but they filter it out of your perceptions.
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[Drew]

I always thought it was due to an infection/bacterial rather than hygiene related

[hellkat]

That's not necessarily true about not being able to smell it (although I agree it could be related to a bacterial infection).

You *can* smell yourself in that particular situation. Its almost always after evenings of extremely enjoyable and possibly prolonged congress, and even after a morning shower it is prone to return quite quickly, but as its sooooooooo embarrassing, one tends to try and make sure one has access to ease-of-washing facilities.

What is freaking me out, knowing exactly this, is that how can she (whoever she is, I've now narrowed it down to one of 2 people) be sitting there smelling like that, and probably KNOWING she smells like that and not knowing that everybody else can smell it. Ack.

So if she's sitting there going "Oo, dear, I smell a bit fishy this morning, I do hope nobody else can smell it..." the answer is YES WE FUCKING CAN, YOU SCUZZY MINGER!

In all the time I worked in knocking shops, I almost never smelt fishy minge smell, although one presumes thats cos the girlies always washed themselves in between punters exactly because of the busyness of pubic traffic.
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[fatpies]

[hellkat]

Aha ... on that front, one definitely don't do amateur dramatics

Anyway I'm being a NIMBY and shutting my office door.
Fuck her, I aint telling the smelly slag.

Just cos I'm the oldest, doesn't mean I have to be the fuckin school matron
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[P.]

Slip some odor eaters on her desk with a note saying her downstairs isnt fresh, please fix

That or go to the chippy, buy everyone fish n chips, n just give her some chips.. when she questions, imply you can smell fish n thought she had already eaten

[hellkat]

That's the worst of it.

Fridays are always Fish and Chip days in this place, and when the catering trolley gets brought onto the ward, the place reeks of cod anyway.

So now the dirtbag is prolly thinking "Phew, now I can get away with blaming the dinner trolley".
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[GhostRider]

[Hetzer]

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[hellkat]

I thought he meant he had Peyronies and was unwittingly spaffing in her arse.
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[DrDonnyBrago]

I can honestly say I've never smelt the smell of minge in public...

Must have been really bad to flood an office .




Also "got her guts pushed in" made me .

[Visitor Q]

Never really smell them floating about, but its women on the blob or recently off of it that stink to me.

Especially the smell left on your knob afterwards

Have fucked a few girls that left a rotten stench, so to start with I thought it was the above issue... after a week or two it was just as bad. That was when I escaped. One had a horrific 'bear trap' quality as well.

Ah, FML
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[Visitor Q]

Bear trap was a sweet looking South African girl. Took a layer of skin off everytime...

But it was a choice of that (with free drinks, bottles of sambuca and barbeques) in a big double bed (that I'd often kick her out of accidentally as I slept)....

... or sharing a room with 3 male hippies, sleeping in bunk bed, and listening to late-night shift switches.

Scuzzy bear trap was a winner
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[Dr. Quack]

[x.carol]

I'm having this same problem!!!
Not me personally, I mean of my housemate.
She gets a bit whiffy, but she's already on anti-depressants so I'm not telling her incase she slits her wrists.

Cuz I aint cleaning up the mess she makes.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

1st time i attempted the furry cup....put me off for ages.
Got to her bellybutton...got to the mound.....retreat..retreat.

Thankfully all future attempts have been positive....didn't fancy playing russian roulette.

To balance things...same girl.
Been to a festival..i was 19 so imagine how minging i was after a week of scumming it.
Hitched back and went to her house...she gets randy and says close your eyes.

In short.
I got tied up..also a 1st. She went down on me.
I told her no...honestly....i was embarrassed. She did the deed.
I was annoyed with my nob. it performed flawlessly although i was chanting margaret thatcher in my head.
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[neil.]

Hmmmm like sucking warm mayonnaise through wire wool. Yum.

[Clanger]

HK, you are not a Brit... other Brits might smell the smell, but because of the way we are, we don't rock up to people and tell them anything like that because we are programmed that way. So it's down to the foreigners to do the do...tell them like it is... she might thank you for it in the long run (doubtful if she's a Brit, but it's likely she'll be so ashamed she will make sure it doesn't happen again; whereas a French or Spaniard will just shrug it off...).

At our place, the Spaniard team leader gets the job of telling the clients with B.O. that they smell...mostly because she has no qualms in rocking up and telling them so.

Do it...
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[MarJay]

It was my understanding that some women smell more fishy the more they wash, and that some (not all) bacterial or yeast infections are more likely to take hold if you wash more often.
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[J4mes]

Ask her if she has a blue waffle. Because it sounds like she might!

[Skudd]

For some reason I ended up with smeg knob today, must have been the heat at work. I couldn't wait to get home to have a shower. All nice and fresh now.
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