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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 07:54 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have 2 other screens, and were working at 400' height on a farm. With your throat slit. Just for anyone playing along at home.
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
You have 2 other screens, and were working at 400' height on a farm. With your throat slit. Just for anyone playing along at home.


don't forget the guy who was stalking him outside the farmhouse lane looking to kick the shit out of him... missed the end to that particular tale Rolling Eyes

...to S.R. working at 400 ft without any fall protection is most likely to get you sacked or in the event that your employer knowingly let you take those risks and you splatter your ass in the ground, he's going to be serious shit Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snow rider wrote:

The past 3 weeks working.at heights of.over 300ft and welding upside down, holding my screen on with one hand and welding with the other (barring days in the workshop). Nothing beats looking up and seeing people below you that far away you know if you fall it would be instadeath.



so you were just secretly clipped on whilst playing to the crowds Wink... just noticed that job was only 300 ft .... must've been a different Skyscraper Question
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok... i just made it up .... not .. Rolling Eyes seriously, what buildings, you working on... 300/400 ft structures must be a major contract for your boss.. considering he's based out of converted barns on a remote farm Question
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaaaand it starts again.

Rolling Eyes

BTW, we're still waiting for some custard proof about the engine that got rebuilt for you for free, on a weekend, by a bloke who was a rip-off merchant/acquaintance/good mate, after they'd stored it for you for 14 months (again for free).
It was being finished on the 17/18th of Sept, so surely you'll have got it by now......

Given your rather unenviable reputation on here, you really don't do yourself any favours.

I'd like to repeat the advice I offered you in the 'throat slitting/punching' thread:


mistergixer wrote:


Seriously though, i'd like to offer you some genuine advice - as i see it, you have a few possible courses of action:

1) Make good on your flounce, leave BCF and don't return.

2) Apologise for your flouncery and insults (all of BCF are wankers etc), carry on with the same account, but quit with the drama posts (no-one cares about or is remotely interested in them).

3) Delete your account, (and if you must) sign up with a new account. Don't make a 'guess who' thread, don't post any further bullshit/drama threads, don't threaten to punch people in the throat, keep your head down and make a fresh start.


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PostPosted: 13:21 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm just curious because 400ft is serious height Question ... your talking approx a 40 storey building.... not being funny but you sure your not mistaking it for 40 ft (which itself is enough to splatter yourself on a footpath)
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know nothing about anything, but surely if your working 300/400 foot in the air then all your tools etc need to be tied to your toolbelt thing? If you drop a hammer from 400foot, by my very preciese calculations using the theory of resistance and acceleration due to gravity, it will be going exactly 'fucking quickly' when it hits the person at the bottom?

How are you powering the welder 400 foot in the air? Does it have a really long extension lead or have you got a genny up there too powering it? Not be sarcastic, genuine question?
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:55 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

here you go
https://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq312/PARTYCENTRE/Childrens%20Foil%20Balloons/A1500401.jpg
and 400 ft Confused i dont think iv seen a building as high as that outside london/new york etc, porky's methinks, in any case anything NEAR that high would have gaurds and covers round the scaffold to stop anything falling and killing some poor sod to death.
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use a Kemppi Beta 90X.

And you sir, are some sort of cunt if you are as experienced as you seem to say you are and didn't think to protect your face while tacking up all day.

Makes me wonder why your only tacking things up really...
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not only can snowrider weld upside down from 400ft, but I seem to recall he can please a woman with 8 hour straight sex sessions. What a man!
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snow rider wrote:
Wow way to take something I haven't talked about and make up your own story.


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PostPosted: 18:27 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
but I seem to recall he can please a woman with 8 hour straight sex sessions. What a man!


It wasn't a woman..
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
Not only can snowrider weld upside down from 400ft, but I seem to recall he can please a woman with 8 hour straight sex sessions. What a man!


Women love him, men want to be like him.

Actually, that should read:

Ladyboys love him, men want to punch his throat.

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PostPosted: 19:17 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a shame no-one sells usb cables for phones in that part of the world, otherwise a simple photo posted from that height could silence the naysayers.

Unless of course it's an ubersecret project where the slightest whiff of a location would have Maxwell Von Bratburger over in his steam dirigible laying waste to our hero.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 24 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:36 - 25 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:19 - 26 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beetham Tower in birmingham, 400 feet tall.

https://pinguicula.typepad.com/blog/2007/01/tower.html

Pretty fucking tall.
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PostPosted: 09:46 - 26 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clarks shoe shop, grimsby. 400 feet up

https://shareapair.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/shoe-rack1.jpg?w=450&h=300
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