attending court :/

[Supermotard37...]

dear auntie bcf,

i have been asked to attend court as a witness on the 29/12/11..
and to be honest id rather not is there a way that i can get out of this ?

[Redoko]

Are you dying?
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[Kwaks]

you seriously asking this?
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[P.]

Just go pussy.

I went as guy about to be raped by the DVLA, not a massive deal, you are only going as a witness

[Livefast123]

If you don't go then they could put a warrant out for your arrest and you'll have plod knocking on your door to give you a taxi ride to court.

Then you'll have to answer to some seriously pissed off mags or worse your honour.

Just go, it's less hassle.
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[Supermotard37...]

it looks like im gonna have to because unless im dead i have to go haha i just cant be arsed with the hassle :/

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Let's hope if you ever need it, someone can be arsed with the hassle.
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[Pete.]

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I can't remember the name of it, but as its been said, if you don't attend, they can arrest you and force you to give evidence.

[.....]

When I was knocked off my bike I had to attend court. I was really positively surprised that three other people had taken the time and effort to turn up and act as witnesses to support my case. One person had travelled quite some distance. When I thanked them for turning up I meant it.

Do the right thing and turn up.

[bazza]

I'm sure it's only pure coincidence that the letters "e", "r" and "tard" all appear in your username...
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[neil.]

Would have given anything to have a witness when I had my accident, but nobody stopped. Do the Right Thing.

[Easter Bunny]

What are your reasons for prefering not to?
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[P.]

[TheSmiler]

I would of loved for a witness at a family members car crash it would of save the 4 years wait. Just to get the jerks/tossers/low lifes at enterprise limited and belfour beatty to get the book thrown at them.


Do the right thing and move ya ass to court on the day
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[Cunnington]

I was a witness, but couldn't attend because I was unable to walk, let alone sit around for hours. I had to get the doctor to fax a letter to the prosecutors office, otherwise plod would have been at the door.

When it was reconvened, I found out one of the other witnesses was self employed, and was losing a second day's wage because I was unable to make it.

You never know - it might not even get that far. The case against the twat who wrote my car off didn't go ahead - I think he made a deal with the prosecutors.
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[Supermotard37...]

wow,this has had a bit of intrest.. i mentioned it to a friend at work and he said that this bloke is always arguing with his misses and that there probably back together already hes an alcoholic,roid head,also he happend to mention that he set sombody on fire with a jerry can full of acetone and a lighter after an arguement wich was confirmed also by my other mate who was told the same thing at work. he also recived a letter saying he is to attend court and really like me doesnt fancy getting set on fire or having petrol poured through his letter box its not the fact that were lazy its just that we would rather not be burned alive i dont know how far witness protection goes in these sercumstances also i know that my spelling and punctuation is terrible sorry about that..

[johnsmith222]

[Supermotard37...]

J5, my friend was the one who informed me of this and yes its quite intimidating but id rather not take a beating or be set on fire its not worth the hassle to me although i should go to tryn prevent him from doing this to anyone else

[Kwaks]

sounds like a nasty piece of work. you and your mate might be right, dont say a word against him, he will evenyually get caught in the act causing someone serious damage, fingers crossed it aint you mum
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[superstacker]

Can you even buy a jerry can of acetone?

[Rogerborg]

If it's a domestic, and if the broad has gone back to him, then contact the CPS prosecutor and say that you are unable to swear under penalty of perjury that Bloke Dunnit; your recollection is vague because [you were inebriated / it was dark / it was a while ago / insert other reason]. They'll just drop you from the witness list, the case will collapse, and the world will keep turning.

However, be sure. If there's even a remote chance of you helping a doormat escape out from under a thug's boot, then fit him up a treat be confident and clear in your accusation.
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