Write a Haiku

[GhostRider]

Why? Shits and gigs.

I'll start:

Hakius are fun
But don't always make sense
Margarine.


GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[sebastianw]

Subframe twisted
It should have been kept
Rubberside down

[angryjonny]

I thought haikus were
Five then seven then five more
Just like this one is

[Howling Terror]

Morning Dew
kickstart beneath
a moistened helmet
with flies in teeth.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[GhostRider]

[Souleh]

Burnt my motorbike out
Blew up while I was riding it
Time to start a-fresh

[sebastianw]

On my old Bantam
which I forsook for an Enfield
miles passed slowly

[chris-red]

I crash far to much
Maybe I should slow right down
Nah fuck that for a plan
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Bike running lumpy
Will balance carbs tomorrow
Hope that fixes it.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Scooty]

My Viffer is shit
Think it is the ECM
Might fix it tonight
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Current Bike: 2018 Honda CRF250L
Ex-Bikes: 2002 Honda CG125, 1998 Honda VFR800, 2011 Honda CBR600F, 2013 Triumph Sprint GT SE, 2015 Kawasaki ZX10R

[Visitor Q]

Riding on thick mud
What a loathsome chore to do
But not stacking... joy


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China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...

[Crazyd943]

Still don't have a bike
Looking at a Honda soon
I'm bloody excited.

How I did so well in English at GCSE, I'll never know!

[Howling Terror]

Got lift in cage
Rocked and drank
Got lift in cage
Sleep
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[dextersaurus]

I ate a potato
The dog fell down the stairs
boobs

[andyscooter]

riding on my scooter
people all take the piss
bollocks to em all
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Howling Terror]

Neighbour, pissed rants
returned favour
early rise for him today
bollocked him
all's well 'till next time.
tomato.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[The Original Muzza]

Punch her in the tits
Then do her in the gary
That'll teach the bitch.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[MattJ]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Did not work on bike
Hope to do it tomorrow
Unless there is rain.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[andys675]

gas cut off
shower cold
cheesy wotsits

[Handsome]

Just passed test
To drive my car legally
Curly Whirly
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Still not done the carbs
Went on MAG demo instead
No kittens were killed.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Howling Terror]

Apple Crumble.
Watching Superbikes and feeling humble.
Have a kip and get kit on.
Watching 'Fastest' could be fun.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[The Artist]

my favourite colour
is potato

[NickD]

To convey one's mood,
in seventeen syllables,
is very diffic...

(Haiku, by John Cooper-Clarke)
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I was only doing what it said on my licence officer....
Tear along the dotted line!