Most anoying smidsy i have had so far.

[Pol Anorl]

Riding through dover town on a 1 way, some dick in a people carrier decided that about 10 meters on a 30mph road is enough room to pull out on me when i had my gf on the back
(picking her up from primary scool paddy lol )

Slammed on the anchors and got a swift tank to the nuts as the gf slid into me.

Then i notice hes on the phone so i procede to get along side him and shout at the top of my voice the collins english fucktionary

Everyones turning round looking i had plenty of whitnesses.
I procede to tell him to get off the phone, he totaly ignored me, so i shouted louder, so he proceeded to do his window up and carry on his conversation.

Fucking idiot!
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[devojunior]

so at this point your other half should be reaching to his back door to open it and you should bi kicking at his mirrors like a madman.


man up be ach.

[Pol Anorl]

[P.addy]

OR...

You relax, stay calm... either wave him on and say look you were a dick, but im not dead.

Had a merc pull out on me, which then put me between her and a merc vito van.

She was all apologetic and at the next set of lights I spoke to her through her window and said its fine, I waved her to say its fine anyway beforehand as she couldn't have seen me past the Freelander in the way... but I slowed to expect it and had time to switch lanes... just.

Consider actions before you do them... yelling abuse at someone, albeit deserved only increases your rage, with a pillion.. i'd think twice before doing anything like that.

[The Disapproving Brit]

[HD]

Agree with paddy.

Yeah, sometimes wankers should get a dented door etc, but you are better of just giving it a bit of horn. Thing is we are on bikes, and very easy to run down, even if your bike is fast.

Just take it on the chin
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[P.addy]

[Knot600RR]

Recently happened to me on a dual carriage way, pulled out - on the phone, so dropped a few cogs, sat next to him doing about 11k revs with baffle free akrapovic - there was no-way that call was continuing!

[P.addy]

[ajbsmirnoff]

[Dan_Davies]

i think your a top bunch of calm riders because i know what i'd have done and i also know it would have ended in a night in the cells, but it would have ended his phone call. Thats one thing I hate.

Glad your ok
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Glad you're alright but you're having a few 'moments' recently, aren't you?
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[Acemastr]

I'd have reached in and snapped his key in the ignition personally, or the revs thing, i do that even if they haven't cut me up... get off the phone.. it's illegal... you're a twat
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[The999Kid]

Loving the 'red line it next to the door' approach... but i have to say im a fan of the back door option...
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[chris-red]

Someone did this to me, he was small and skinny, when I screamed 'Get off the Phone you cunt' he dropped it in his footwell and said sorry.
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