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Yes, I left your wife a few years ago too.
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Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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i spent a year in Oz on a working holiday when I was 21/22... worked as a sparky on a couple sites in the city.....wasn't into the backpacking/traveling scene and had a brilliant time in Sydney drinking and shagging as much as i could .... enjoy  |
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My woman is half Australian, spent a year out there when she was 19. A lot of my (British) friends did a similar thing at the same age. They were all backpacking, but with you being older and with some money you'll hopefully have the sense to do the right thing, and replace a backpack with a credit card.
They all enjoyed it, the Brit friends more than the woman, seeing as it shiny and new to them. Key things they noted were:
1. They came into contact with more Europeans and Israelis and Australians, seeing as they were backpacking and came into contact with backpackers.
2. Shit loads of Israelis do their national service then go to Oz for a year, being mental and shagging everyone. They made Swedish girls seem calm, restrained, and uninterested.
3. It is easy to end up stuck in a hostel miles for anywhere for weeks, with no money, living on 10 cent noodles and canola oil, gradually going insane.
4. The place is massive. You can be on a plane for 6 hours and still going over land, nowhere near the sea yet. 48 hour bus trips to go a tiny distance on the map are commonplace.
5. Despite the country being massive, you would only want to go to about 2% of it.
The general tone of the backpacking was quite relaxed, not like Americans doing Europe. None of them wanted to go and live there permanently, once you run out of stuff to do near where you are, its a long way to anywhere else. Could be good to settle down with a family, or would be good if you want to cut all ties with home and start again.
Oh, the people out in the country can be really, really strange. Think Deliverance, but two weeks drive from civilisation. |
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My brother attempted to emigrate to Australia a few years ago (his wife has dual GB/AUS nationality)
He returned after about 6 months, when I asked him what was wrong with Oz, he replied:
"The people. The nicest way I can describe them is 'intellectually limited'".
 ____________________ Space Monkey #7
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 Al World Chat Champion

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I did exactly the same thing at the same age, although I had no wife or house to leave Went to the USA for a month doing a road trip from California to Texas and back in a big loop, New Zealand for a few months and rode the length of it on 50cc mopeds, 6 months in OZ and then a couple more traveling around some of SE Asia.
I didn't go with the intention of emigrating or on any grand soul searching mission, I just went for a year long holiday of getting drunk and meeting cool people. I did get a working holiday visa and had a few jobs though.
Met some really nice people that I'm still in contact with now 5 years later and had a great time, I lived out of a 20 odd year old Toyota Corona travelling with a mate for 3 months and we never stayed in the same place for more then a night. I think you actually learn quite a lot about yourself living like that. No TV, very few possessions, little money and way to much time to reflect on things.
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I have a fishing rod for catching my own food and a cowboy hat for looking cool on the rear parcel shelf, I think I should really be credited my man point back. ____________________ Yamaha FZR400RR 3tj
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Hat on parcel shelf automatically equals shit driver. Therefore subtract a further 5 man points. ____________________ Space Monkey #7
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| Al wrote: | | mistergixer wrote: | Hat on parcel shelf automatically equals shit driver. Therefore subtract a further 5 man points. |
Possibly but my shit driving is only down to inexperience. As I'm a man I'm trained to use a mans form of transport, a motorcycle.
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Oh dear, you're not very good at this 'being a man' thing, are you? Let me explain how it works:
Man Rules:
1) Never admit to inexperience or lack of knowledge in any field*. This is why men never ask for directions, ever.
*The only exception to this rule is if the topic is 'buttsecks with another man', at which point it is perfectly acceptable to hold up your hands and say "Hey, I don't know anything about that sort of thing, but you seem to know all about it"
2) A man should do everything** with consummate skill, especially when it comes to being in control of any motorised vehicle (even something girly and ghey like, for example a PX125).
**In this case, even performing the act of buttsecks on another man*** should be carried out with great skill, as if that person has been doing it all their life.
***It is only acceptable to perform buttsecks on another man in order to, for example, save the world from destruction (or other similarly important tasks).
Al, you're hemorrhaging man points pretty badly so far in this thread. I suggest you print out and study the simple rules listed above, or you'd be better off handing in your man card, putting on a floral dress and earning a living as a ladyboy.
Good luck, by the sounds of it you'll need it.
 ____________________ Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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I have looked over your advice and whilst I can't thank you as it would not comply with rule 1. I will raise an eye brow in acknowledgment of your vast wisdom on all things buttsecks and man related.
Although the constant talk of man2man buttsecks coupled with my knowledge of your MR2 ownership does leave me feeling slightly uneasy. ____________________ Yamaha FZR400RR 3tj
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 14 years, 117 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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