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PostPosted: 22:32 - 25 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:38 - 25 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd make up some sort of story about how I was the next world champion boxer but was framed for a murder and wrongly imprisoned.
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 25 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... the thought of warped on death row... with no access to a computer... and the strong likelihood of imminent death via electric chair?

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PostPosted: 23:25 - 25 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have a few wanks.
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 25 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 00:01 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Savage- wrote:
I'd make up some sort of story about how I was the next world champion boxer but was framed for a murder and wrongly imprisoned.


Add that to my post snowrider and you may actually use this superior intelect you've spouted about of late.

Instead of your usual trick of running to the karma button when often words fail you.

How you can talk of intelect with your consistant demonstration of utter toolness is beyond me and most.

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PostPosted: 00:06 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

JFK wrote:
Have a few wanks.



Quote:
In a 2m x 3m x 3.5 cell,


After a few days (assuming there isn't a bog and even then is there enough bog roll?) you'd be ankle deep in your own spunk Sick
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PostPosted: 01:12 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

fatpies wrote:
JFK wrote:
Have a few wanks.



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In a 2m x 3m x 3.5 cell,


After a few days (assuming there isn't a bog and even then is there enough bog roll?) you'd be ankle deep in your own spunk Sick


Guess I'll have my own protein source while I'm there...xD
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PostPosted: 06:54 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

think you would have to activate some some kind of switch-off mechanism or you would go insane....
i would top myself in all seriousness Confused
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

exercises such as pressups sit ups etc, and invent new ones to try to exercise other muscle groups

meditation

I never normally take the time to do meditation, but I'd have all the time in the world in an isolation cell.

There are about 3 techniques I know of all with eyes shut.
One is to contemplate your immediate surroundings, and the sensations you feel, sounds you hear, after concentrating on the immediate, extend your awareness to what is just outside your immediate awareness, so this would normally be remembering what the next room is like, then the street, then the next street. It's a bit like you are mentally doing a spiral walk outwards extending further out as far as you can

Another is to travel backwards in time through your memories, trying to remember as vividly as you can what you did and thought and felt an hour ago, then yesterday, going back each day, then each week etc

The third, is to focus on your inner dialogue of thoughts and concentrate intenseley on it, and then let it slip away, to a blankness nothingness. At first you will not have the blankness last for very long, but by cycling through intense concentration on thoughts followed by blankness, then letting it all slip away, you will be able to extend the blankness for longer. Its a bit like if you clench your hand in a fist, and then relax it, you relax it more after tensing it.
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the USA? I'd probably stare blankly at the wall and dribble, since it's highly likely that I'd be a moron. They just loves to fry themselves a retard every so often.
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

In many ways the British system was better, three weeks in the condemned cell at the most, then the hangman enters the cell at exactly 8am to take you to the gallows, at 8am and eight seconds you're dead.

Way better than the long drawn out and often gruesome methods the yanks dreamt up in place of hanging with they thought barbaric and old-fashioned.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the UK had a death row, I could while away my time on a mobile, tweeting about my experience and watching TV.

I could probably complain about my rights and get a cushy bed out of it too.
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andy_Pagin wrote:
In many ways the British system was better, three weeks in the condemned cell at the most, then the hangman enters the cell at exactly 8am to take you to the gallows, at 8am and eight seconds you're dead.

Way better than the long drawn out and often gruesome methods the yanks dreamt up in place of hanging with they thought barbaric and old-fashioned.


I remember watching a programme about Texas' death row policy.


In a confined cell. They don't tell you when you're 'due'.

Years. Months. Seconds.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andy_Pagin wrote:
In many ways the British system was better, three weeks in the condemned cell at the most, then the hangman enters the cell at exactly 8am to take you to the gallows, at 8am and eight seconds you're dead.


Thats not strictly true. I've read up a lot on such topics and its pure fiction like Gun myths its certainly possible to survive multiple gunshots to the head (I read dark books tbh don't ask)

Hanging is most certainly NOT as lethal as suggested, the neck break is supposed to be so painful it knocks you out. Or it compresses your cartid artery stopping your heart (the cause of sleeper hold deaths from cops in the US is attributed to this). Even the cite on wiki says 6 out of 34 resulted in neck break.

But there were many citations that people could well indeed not be knocked out. Their hearts could remain beating for hours and the neck break only removed the feeling below the break. Thus the hangee could easily still feel the slow strangulation effect above the noose for a VERY long time.

The very fact that hangmen in Britain used to weigh you and calculate the drop so have just enough drop force to break your neck and not take your head off probably exacerbated this.

With anedotes of beheadings where the head remains aware and active for a few moments.

have a read of this.

https://web.archive.org/web/20060426025804/https://www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/hanging2.html
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
In the USA? I'd probably stare blankly at the wall and dribble, since it's highly likely that I'd be a moron. They just loves to fry themselves a retard every so often.



IQ < 70 you cannot be executed i think
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 26 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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IQ < 70 you cannot be executed i think




fuuuuuck.

what are we supposed to do with warped? he's invulnerable!


Apparently not. He's recently been in the welding thread giving his infinite words of wisdom.


Clearly forgetting about welding his face off.
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 27 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

CHR15 wrote:


fuuuuuck.

what are we supposed to do with warped? he's invulnerable!


Take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?
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PostPosted: 00:40 - 27 Oct 2011    Post subject: Re: Death row Reply with quote

Snow rider wrote:

You are stuck:
In a 2m x 3m x 3.5 cell,
No contact with other people apart from getting food and visiting time if any,

How would you occupy yourself?


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PostPosted: 01:19 - 27 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep on spitting on the floor until my cell fills up like a fish tank and then syncronise swim with myself untill they come to get me.
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 27 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed, the best way is a massive overdose on general anaesthetic followed by beheading.
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 27 Oct 2011    Post subject: Re: Death row Reply with quote

SoND wrote:


Turbo a silly thing


You'll never finish turboing anything!
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 27 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would meditate constantly until I triggered an endogenous release of DMT. Then I'll have all the entertainment I need until they release me from my vessel.

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PostPosted: 15:07 - 27 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading, drawing, inventing games, writing letters, exercise and wanking. Kept me sane (I think) for around a year of solitary confinement, in a tiny filthy mould-rotten cell with no heating, lights on 24/7 and a camera in the ceiling. It was a bit harder when they took everything away for 20 days, followed by another 10 days, because I objected to the conditions.

What doesn't kill you etc.
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