Death row

[Fairies attack]

Just watch a documentary in the pub about it.

You are stuck:
In a 2m x 3m x 3.5 cell,
No contact with other people apart from getting food and visiting time if any,

How would you occupy yourself?

[Ariel Badger]

Skatt.
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[-Savage-]

I'd make up some sort of story about how I was the next world champion boxer but was framed for a murder and wrongly imprisoned.
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[MarJay]

Hmm... the thought of warped on death row... with no access to a computer... and the strong likelihood of imminent death via electric chair?

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[-LG-]

Have a few wanks.

[WannaBeDude]

I'd create a hurricane ! I'd create a hurricane ! I'd create a hurricane ! I'd create a hurricane ! I'd create a hurricane !

[WannaBeDude]

[fatpies]

[-LG-]

[Deckx]

think you would have to activate some some kind of switch-off mechanism or you would go insane....
i would top myself in all seriousness

[colin1]

exercises such as pressups sit ups etc, and invent new ones to try to exercise other muscle groups

meditation

I never normally take the time to do meditation, but I'd have all the time in the world in an isolation cell.

There are about 3 techniques I know of all with eyes shut.
One is to contemplate your immediate surroundings, and the sensations you feel, sounds you hear, after concentrating on the immediate, extend your awareness to what is just outside your immediate awareness, so this would normally be remembering what the next room is like, then the street, then the next street. It's a bit like you are mentally doing a spiral walk outwards extending further out as far as you can

Another is to travel backwards in time through your memories, trying to remember as vividly as you can what you did and thought and felt an hour ago, then yesterday, going back each day, then each week etc

The third, is to focus on your inner dialogue of thoughts and concentrate intenseley on it, and then let it slip away, to a blankness nothingness. At first you will not have the blankness last for very long, but by cycling through intense concentration on thoughts followed by blankness, then letting it all slip away, you will be able to extend the blankness for longer. Its a bit like if you clench your hand in a fist, and then relax it, you relax it more after tensing it.
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[Rogerborg]

In the USA? I'd probably stare blankly at the wall and dribble, since it's highly likely that I'd be a moron. They just loves to fry themselves a retard every so often.
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[Andy_Pagin]

In many ways the British system was better, three weeks in the condemned cell at the most, then the hangman enters the cell at exactly 8am to take you to the gallows, at 8am and eight seconds you're dead.

Way better than the long drawn out and often gruesome methods the yanks dreamt up in place of hanging with they thought barbaric and old-fashioned.
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[Jynister]

If the UK had a death row, I could while away my time on a mobile, tweeting about my experience and watching TV.

I could probably complain about my rights and get a cushy bed out of it too.

[Redoko]

[fatpies]

[Frost]

[Redoko]

[Frost]

[SoND]

[Carl_steveo]

Keep on spitting on the floor until my cell fills up like a fish tank and then syncronise swim with myself untill they come to get me.
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[Im-a-Ridah]

Indeed, the best way is a massive overdose on general anaesthetic followed by beheading.

[Frost]

[GhostRider]

I would meditate constantly until I triggered an endogenous release of DMT. Then I'll have all the entertainment I need until they release me from my vessel.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Hetzer]

Reading, drawing, inventing games, writing letters, exercise and wanking. Kept me sane (I think) for around a year of solitary confinement, in a tiny filthy mould-rotten cell with no heating, lights on 24/7 and a camera in the ceiling. It was a bit harder when they took everything away for 20 days, followed by another 10 days, because I objected to the conditions.

What doesn't kill you etc.
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