Childish games

pits · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Apr 2008 Karma :

Anyone else enjoy partaking in them? I created a new one yesterday which provided me with a good 10 minutes of amusement.
Requirements.
Full car park
Several other peoples cars
The long way back to your car.

What you need to do, is to take the long way back to your car, and as you see people waiting for a space, and they see you walking with your shopping away from town, on your way back to the car you need to, catch eye contact, slow down your pace and stop at a random persons car making sure they think you are leaving, and if they mouth "are you going" mouth back "yeah I am, want my space?" giving the false presumption you are at your car.

Now you need to put your shopping down by the boot, fumble for your keys in your pocket, find them, pull them out, then transfer them to another pocket, pick up your shopping and continue walking towards your car.

Repeat as needed, provided me with a good 10 minutes of amusement yesterday, most importantly don't look back, you're not lying, you are leaving just you are taking your car.

Anyone else got any to pass the time whilst out and about?
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Daimo · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 14 May 2005 Karma :

You have too much time on your hands. Laughing

10 pence Short · Crazy Courier Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Karma :

Funny. I bet you piss about for 10 minutes after fuelling up too?! I always seem to be waiting for the pump with your sort! Laughing

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SlimRick · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Karma :

What an incredibly annoying little man! Very Happy

Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

I quite enjoy the 'pull my finger' gag.

Now thats childish.

Laughing

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Bubbs · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 May 2009 Karma :

Um... A little I guess but usually with People who are being complete wankers.

For example: I worked selling tickets at a ski resort ticket booth, and I'd get customers who would shout at me and have the crazy rush people get when it's a powder day. These people are usually always rude, so the moment I get any rudeness I decide they are going to take a while to receive their ticket.. First asking for unesecary Id, then dropping their bank card as im trying to insert it in the machine, keep askin them to repeat things they have said through the window, and if they're particularly abrasive then they receive a ticket without a scan code so they go all the way to the lifts and have to come back and queue to get one that scans. Manners costs nothing, rudeness costs you time!!

It's amazing what you get when your calm, and nice. Even when you complain there's a way to do it withou being a complete knob.
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Martay · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 May 2009 Karma :

I serve customers on the till.
I had a queue of about 4 orso people. An old bloke walked in, threw £50 in tens at me and went to walk out saying nothing. The customer i serving grabbed the cash, threw it on the floor and shouted the bloke to come back as it was blowing away. A rather heated argument ensued. I let it all happen, then asked the rude bloke to queue up. He didnt. He was reported for driving off and the notes went into the pot.

If someone puts money on the counter rather than my hand, i put their change back down, not into their hand. If someone flicks/throws coins across at me, they get their change thrown back, normally aimed floor-ward. If someone is rude, they get their change back in the smallest coins possible! I made a woman wait for her £5.30 change as i didnt have enough 10p's in my till and had to fetch some from the safe Very Happy

If people are extremely rude, i'd never short-change them and give the money to charity Shifty

Its not hard to be polite.
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carlosthejack... · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Aug 2010 Karma :

It's an old saying, but manners really do cost nothing. Being nice is easy. Patience really is a virtue (unless you're on a bike and in queueing traffic Cool

) and all of the above get you so far in life and so appreciated by other people.

Doing the opposite will condemn you to a life of misery. I've even stopped being bothered about being on the A1 commute when I'm in the car. It's a waste of energy getting annoyed. Just gives me more time to enjoy whatever music I've got on.

If I'm on the bike, there's very little that fazes me anyway, but I'll acknowledge car drivers that let me out or wait for me to pass when they're coming out of junctions etc. Little things go a long way. It's like waving back at little kids who wave at you, I'd like to think that aforementioned car driver will report back to significant other that "nice biker nodded/waved/whatever" at me. Might make 'em less likely to try and kill one of us at a later date?

It's nice when everybody's nice. Just nice.
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pits · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Apr 2008 Karma :

No reason not to brighten up your day a little regardless of time.
Petrol pumps, I try to get away from quickly I hate the places.
I am highly annoying.

I developed another new one today, motorbike photobombing, first you must know what photobombing is, then you need your bike.

Took the bike out today, everything conspired against me to go out today, chain wouldn't adjust properly at first, then battery was flat, then it started raining so I was getting a foul mood as I wanted to go out on bike, first time off in ages with decent weather I needed to go out, riding through the village to find a queue of traffic at the bridge for road works, wait for 20 minutes there before getting going.

Now as you leave the village there is this lovely old hotel, and usually you find tourists taking pictures from the other side of the road, I saw someone taking photos of it, so I rode up really quick, slammed anchors infront of them, turned looked at them put thumbs up just as their flash went off.

Seemed slightly upset that I had ruined his shot, so I left sharpish, rather funny though made me giggle slightly, this is my new on the bike game, move over catseye weaving I gotta new sport Laughing

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