Single most physically painful experience of your life

[The Artist]

Mine

Had 2 fillings. The anaesthetic did NOT work. I was squeezing the chair handles so hard my hands felt numb afterwards. The sound, the cold feeling of the drill is something I never EVER want to experience again.

[mgh0]

Broken ribs, it hurts to breathe, you just cannot get away from the pain at all.

[Bike Bunker]

broken nose OUCH!


then having it broke again in hospital


soon to have a operation to correct it again -.-

[T0MMY]

I've had broken ribs snowboarding, a fractured cheekbone playing rugby and gravel rash falling off a bike in office trousers but bizarrely the most painful thing I can remember is the other day walking into the sharp corner of a very solid coffee table I'm not even kidding, I was in so much pain I couldn't breath and started to get nauseous...my girlfriend thought I was kidding.

I hit it fecking hard and now have a massive dent in my kneecap which, I'm assured by our club physio, can't happen...until she felt it that is. Properly painful but short lived thankfully.
____________________
ZX6R + CBR600RR

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

It's the small things that hurt the most...

I hit my thumb full pelt with a 20oz hammer. It resembled a Big Toe. I repaired it and promptly hit it again.
____________________
Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Redoko]

Coming off my bike in 2009.

On the day it was fine/alright. Adrenaline and whatnot.

The next day and the following few weeks after. Fcuk me.


Still can't move my shoulder properly without it clicking and cracking.
____________________
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Sudika Sportsman SK50QT > Gilera DNA50 > Honda CBR125 RW7 > Kawasaki Zephyr750 > Suzuki GSXR600 > Honda Hornet CB600F '51

[pepperami]

As an earlier poster said sometimes it`s the little thing that hurt the most.
I`ve had my share of injuries including 3 severed fingers, being hit over the head with a bottle, having a sharpened screw-driver go through my hand, ect ect.

However the one I remeber for the most pain was a dislocated toe :completely out of it`s socket? at 90% to where it should be.
Oh man! that Fecking hurt

Had my teeth drilled today, luckily for me the injections did work .
was`nt pleasant but I`m not in half as much pain as I was
____________________
I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[swampy]

Earache.... Persistent and constant agony.

I've broken bones, cut, bruised and generally maimed myself, but nothing compares to that.
____________________
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S Thompson
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death..." Hunter S Thompson

[J4mes]

Trying to walk to the toilet the morning after shattering part of my pelvis while drunk.

I asked for assistance to go to the toilet, Nurse got me mixed up with someone else and told me the consultant had said I had to walk unaided. Got about 20 feet before I started weeping like a child.

Looking back, I wish I'd just pissed the bed.

[pepperami]

[TomCB]

Testicular Torsion

I had it as a child (Year 6, so ~10 years old) That was fooking agony. You cant stand up, constantly feel sick, and the slightest knock feels like a bat.

Basically, imagine being kicked in the balls, over and over, for an hour or so.
____________________
Faldo: "Classic BCF. A thread about sky diving is NSFW on post #2."

[hmmmnz]

i rolled my little coupe on 90 mile beach,
6 complete rolls over 150 meters,
the broken thumb,shoulder, arm, and cracked skull were ok, it was waking up to those things when the nurse was cupping my balls in her
hand trying to find a vein in my groin to inject me with a needle,

sure fire way to wake some one from a coma
____________________
the humans are dead
I kick arse for the lord
Wiring Diagrams BIDNIP it bitches

[Martay]

Ive broken the odd bone, but i think the most painful thing ive done was burning my finger on the exhaust mani / downpipe on my little 2t 50. It had been flat out on the limiter for about 40minutes when it conked out. As i reach in to take out the plug, for reasons unbeknown to me, i decided to poke the exhaust. It wasnt like a quick stab, it was pooooookkeeee. I shouted, leaped back nearly knocking the bike over, danced and jumped around before realising the coldest thing to touch was the frame.
Swollen blister thing V
____________________
Eat well, poo hard
Drives: Cavalier 2.0 16v
Rides: Slightly ratted Honda City Express

[Easter Bunny]

LOL cue the post childbirth women!
____________________
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train!

[Codemonkey]

Flexible cystoscopy, really rather unpleasant
____________________
Test Passed 10/05/2011 Current bike: XJ6-N

[GSTEEL32]

Having my wisdom teeth out by surgically digging into the gum and retreiving them.

Worse than cancer surgery. Fact.

[Nai]

Bowel Disease. No normal pain killers help, and when it decides to have a pissy day its agony. That said, I just suffer from short pain full bursts. I have met some people that live with the pain daily. That must suck balls.

[doggone]

[pinkyfloyd]

Kidney stones. I was in agony from my stomach to my knees, 5 days in hospital 3 of them wishing I would just hurry up and die. 1 feeling sick to my bones. And the last feeling groggy and tired but not in pain.
____________________
illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[killa]

I’ve had some smashes on bikes and thankfully nothing too bad. One time i had gone down on my knees in jeans and the gravel and ripped the tops apart. When I was taken to hospital I imagine a nurse bathing my wounds to clean them. Instead i was asked to brace myself as she scrubbed my knee like a dirty plate with a thing that resembled a brillo pad covered in iodine. Owww.

A pain I’ll never forget also was when i was in the back of my Dads car, looking out of the window with my fingers over the top of the glass. He used the button to close my window but didn’t know i had my hand there. When it tried closing, it hurt so bad I couldn’t say anything.
____________________
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[dodgydog]

Very worst was when I had pneumonia and pleurisy, the pleuritic pain was so bad I was alternately passing out or throwing up. It didn't help being in a third world "hospital" (Bradford Royal Infirmary).


Dog
____________________
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not exactly what I meant

[P.]

Oddly enough, not cancer... that didn't hurt like I imagined it would

Probably the whole bike accident into a Ford Galaxy, still in pain and that happened in 2008

[LordShaftesbu...]

The worst migraine I ever had was 2-3 times more painful than when I crashed and broke my kneecap (and that was an open fracture).

[bennell09]

most painful one for me was about a month ago. i was checking my speedo still worked from cleaning it up and putting it back together and managed to get my finger stuck in the part were your spokes cross over right above to the hub about a (1cm gap), the wheel was spinning at the time at 10mph it then pulled my hand round untill my hand hit the forks and my finger gave way to the metal. it torn my finger nail off, broke the tip of my finger and took a nice souvenir of my skin with it and its left my finger bent
____________________
remember if it is more than two strokes its just masturbation

[shereen]

Anal
____________________
"The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had"