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mad4it028
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
its not fair!!! i too want my very own fantasy world....lol
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WildGoose
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't tell me i'm still on that feckin island! Shocked
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
So you've got too girls in a hotel room, yet you're still on BCF?
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yen_powell
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PostPosted: 07:42 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snow rider wrote:
Find 2 Eastern Euro girls then.
Do everything slowly and gently. Those cheap eastern european ones don't hold the air as well as more sturdier makes.
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
One hotel room, four breasts, three penises - I don't like those odds.
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deleted111
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PostPosted: 08:29 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sh*t I totally forgot! Neutral

Happy birthday, mate Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Fawbish
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
So where are the pictures of the girls with a BCF piece of paper then, you deluded spacker?
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PostPosted: 10:15 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Seriously... if I had 2 euro girls... in a hotel... i wouldn't be posting on bcf.

plz > door is that way.
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AngelGrinder
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
##Paddy## wrote:
Seriously... if I had 2 euro girls... in a hotel... i wouldn't be posting on bcf.

plz > door is that way.


Probably becuase you'd have paid for them and then they had stolen your laptop. Cool
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SpicyBlimp
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Re: Thank god it is over Reply with quote
Snow rider wrote:
It was my birthday yesterday

Spent it in misery, welding and grinding all day...

Until 8pm tonight when a girl I Paid to turn up with her best mate and a booked hotel room.

How sweet it is.

Besy birthday ever.


EFA
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
So... thought to myself, i'm off ill... time for some photoshop Laughing

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PostPosted: 11:21 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Re: Thank god it is over Reply with quote
Snow rider wrote:
It was today.




EFA
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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pinkyfloyd
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Re: Thank god it is over Reply with quote
Snow rider wrote:
It was my birthday today.

Spent it in misery, welding and grinding all day...

Until 8pm tonight when a girl I know turned up with her best mate and a booked hotel room.

How sweet it is.

Besy birthday ever.


Her best mate was called Frank and Warp still cant sit down Laughing Laughing Laughing
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hellbound
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
##Paddy## wrote:
So... thought to myself, i'm off ill... time for some photoshop Laughing


you sir..are an utter genius!
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Apparently compulsive lying has something to do with not being happy with your own life Confused I know two compulsive liars, one just lies about having loads of money/being the CEO of a company he works for(shitty little hardware shop) and stupid things, another guy I know will go to the extreme of ringing you just to lie about some crazy story that just happened, i.e. police raided his house for having 80 cannabis plants growing in his basement and he left a few AK47s there, both have hearts of gold but feel the need to lie Confused makes me want to study psychology or something
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks like the powdercoating fumes got to your food then. Happy birthday and make your bullshit more believable next post.
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DrDonnyBrago
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 01 Nov 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Right, so since your flounce you have:

Narrowly escaped death on a snow boarding slope
Been given an overdose of morphine by a first aider
burnt your face by welding without a mask
fallen off a building whilst welding
been followed around by an ex work mate trying to kill you
Had a threesome that you didn't have to pay for
become better educated than 75% of the forum
Had your account hacked by the pub landlord
Had an engine held by a garage for months on end and then fixed for free?
Porked a fatty
Throat punched a few people


All whilst not posting on BCF and watching from the outside whilst the forum implodes...


Fucking lies.


Oh and happy birthday, I hope the potnoodle and mediocre porn was fun Thumbs Up
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