Revenge Prank Ideas

JonnyFoxtrot · Trackday Trickster Joined: 01 Jan 2009 Karma :

Morning all,
I need some ideas to revenge prank the girlfriend.

Started off small the other day with me getting her to go to Tesco for me and walking up to the deli counter to ask for a Mexican "Sycksinch" Sausage from the Spanish deli counter guy.

This morning I wake up to find my car full to the brim with balloons and sequins pouring out the blowers as soon as I turn the ignition on.

Fine, game on bitch.

How can I ramp up the stakes? Whos got some ideas for revenge that don't involve pain or irrecoverable damage?

I was thinking ALOT of baby powder shoved into the blowers in her car and then sticking two paintballing smoke bombs into the back of the car hooked up to a remote firework detonator I've got. One key chain camera #3 hidden inside and then me filming from in the house. (this would be especially good as she wears a complete black Starbucks uniform for work). (I also wanted to wire up the alarm to go off with the ignition so the whole street is looking out the window as red smoke pours out the car and she appears from inside covered in white BUT rewiring a car is pretty out of my level unless you guys know of an easy way)

Timid and pretty lame I know but thats about as good as I can come up with, any ideas?
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killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Wire the horn to the brake pedal.

Day. Ruined. Thumbs Up

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JonnyFoxtrot · Trackday Trickster Joined: 01 Jan 2009 Karma :

Recommendations of punch her in the tits and do her up the gary already taken into account Thumbs Up

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SlimRick · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Karma :

This:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsE4qEfEfO4

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Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

Give her her sister's herpes.
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nant · Nova Slayer Joined: 09 Aug 2011 Karma :

clingfilm over the toilet?

Dr. DaveJPS · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2008 Karma :

change the shutdown sound on her computer to porn Thumbs Up

edit: also do the classic desktop wallpaper.
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Im-a-Ridah · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Karma :

Another vote for that hairdryer prank!

Alternatively, balance a box/bucket of water over a partially opened door, when she pushes it open... splash! That only really works on people that aren't expecting something, which your GF is Smile

Also itching powder + underwear would be funny Wink

Disclaimer: If you get a slap from your GF for using the above, not my problem.

james1988 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2010 Karma :

If you use lube, swap it for heat lotion but make sure she uses it on herself Twisted Evil

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mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Rape her and slit her throat as you ejaculate.

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Radis · Trackday Trickster Joined: 11 Aug 2011 Karma :

Wait until she is in deep sleep and wrap loads of clingfilm around her and the bed so she is stuck to it. Then use an air horn.

And/Or:

Get a couple of cheap walkie talkies, put one under the bed/in a cupboard and get a mate to talk into it in creepy voice.

Or, more in keeping with the others ideas, "accidentally" give her arse to mouth.

Blackwolf · Burgerfist Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Karma :

Gravy granuels in the shower head are good. Also not to bad. Bit tbh, your idea sounds good. But you need to leave it for a while so she forgets about everything. Then BAM, she gets owned again! Laughing

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P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Change names on her phone, hair dryer prank is win...do it with spicy stuff from the kitchen also.

Or... the bowl of water and a broom trick Laughing

If you fancy spending money... buy a train horn and fit it under the bed, so long as she doesn't check there often.

Bring up a spare bike battery and wire it when she is in the shower. Wait till she nods off... hit the horn button Cool

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The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

Convince her women can't balance a 10p piece on their nose then tilt their head forwards and catch it in a funnel wedged in her pants. Do it yourself first to show men can. Then when she does it, she tilts her head back, you pour ice cold water down the funnel and lol away.

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Redoko · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Nov 2009 Karma :

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMiVNZOqXe4&feature=related

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