My wench is in labour.

[thegubner]

That is all.




Ps, sorry for the facebook type post, ah fuck it no I'm not.

[CaNsA]

best thread evar!

"time to go the hozzie guv"

"Gimmie a sec, gotta tell the lads on BCF"

[Fisty]

My heartfelf condolences.
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[thegubner]

[mistergixer]

2 tips:

1) Avail yourself of the gas and air.

2) Do not, under any circumstances, look any where near the 'business end' of things.

Good luck, hope all goes well.


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[Fisty]

If you had done her up the Gary you wouldn't have this problem.

Oh and pics or it didn't happen.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

There are no positive benefits from childbirth.....fisting is easier tho.
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[yen_powell]

Tell her to push (see, I'm not even medically trained yet I can give advice) and beware the wobbly chin (yours) when the baby gets presented to you.
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[Skudd]

Who did it to her?
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[Im-a-Ridah]

Oh dear, at least she didn't vote Lib Dem

[hellkat]

*rubs thighs at the thought of fat cigars dished out by Guv*

Tell Lou I said "about bloody time" ... I've been wanting to come and see you for weeks now but I've been putting it off till she's had the sprog.

Go, girl.
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[scorps]

didnt realise you had a younger bro or sister on the go there, daughters a good age to help with the fetching and carrying too
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[Fisty]

[shereen]

[D O G]

Hope it is going well.

[hellkat]

https://www.palyne.com/talk/Smileys/palyne/impatient.gif
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^I had to wait 52hrs.
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[hellkat]

Congratulations to Lou, Keira ... oh, and Andy ... on the arrival of Alfie xx xx

We need pix.
Is he as ugly and misshapen as his father.
Or gloriously ginger as his mother.
Interested parties need to know.

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[Ariel Badger]

How do you always know the hospital gossip Jen? Congrats all.
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[hellkat]

LOL !! There's no hospital radar/grapevine ... its just that I happened to get a text from Guv
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[Skudd]

Lets hope the little lad is Ginger as his alleged father is pig ugly.
Even Ginger people have some hope.
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[thegubner]

7 pound thirteen ounces, born at 20:22. Content little thing, cried for the first ten minutes then slept like a....... well, baby.

Mother did well, strong are the ginger ones.

Gas and air........... oh yes.


And ta muchly, had an hours kip so far ad I've been up nattering all night. Time now to tidy the nest and pick em all up.

[thegubner]

EDIT, pic put up then taken back off.

[Skudd]

Cute.
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[Skudd]

Created on Valentines day.
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