Just got a ban from a forum about joint replacement surgery

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Bunch of prudes.
I wanted to share my positive experiences from my op but got mashed down for mentioning having a catheter removed was like ejaculating and my intention to "bed" a friend after thrashing her up an artificial rock wall next weekend.
Twats Mr. Green

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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

I got banned from Pete Townsend's forum for saying his girlfriend's songs were crap.
Annoyingly i still receive spam.

FYI Rachel Fuller is crap.
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Sorry about the messy C&P but I believe I just burnt a bridge. Shame as there are a lot of scared people on there that could use a bit of help.
I should have used Nobcat.
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pepperami · Super Spammer Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :

Having just read this thread it seems sad that on other forums, speaking about what is real and normal is difficult for them Sad

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I know we (BCF) are completly the other end of the spectrum when it comes to what is said, but then our hides are a bit thicker than most peoples Thumbs Up

Shame you got banned as you know what`s going on and how it feels and thankfully have some posatives coming out of your experiance.

I think you`re right on this one Mr Badger, I dont think they could handle Knobcat and it`s best if he stays in his cage this time IMHO.
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The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

Over modded forums are the worst thing online. Can't stand it. Otherwise normal people go on a power trip.

BCF ftw

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

Yanks, eh? Sex is something that should be kept private between man and wife, or boy and priest.

Agree about the catheter thing, although then I started bleeding from my todger, which kind of took the shine off of it. Sick

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woll · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 May 2010 Karma :

Lets have a conversation about catheters...
I don't know what it feels like to have it put in, i was in a coma. Removing feels weird, when they pull the air out it felt like my belly shrunk about 50% lol. Then when i did go for a wee without it, it was like a water pistol that's running out of water Laughing

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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

Amused by the 'ladies present' justification.

I had a bit of a run in with the CCM forum mods.
First off I explained it was easy to copy things with Ctrl+C, so I thought right click restrictions were silly.
The next post I got removed was because I had dared to suggest that people could easily find out how to copy things (not specifying the method) if they wanted to. Thankfully I gave in before I was dragged off to room 101.

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Im-a-Ridah · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Karma :

Yup, much of the internet is moderated by either nobodies with their first tiny taste of "e-power", or left wing extremists such as green and lib dem sympathisers.

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

I am not only "Banned" but I am "Spam Band" whatever that is!
Quickest anyone ever got rid of me and I was not even trying.

"You have been banned for the following reason:
egregious crudeness

Date the ban will be lifted: Never"
Mr. Green

e·gre·gious [ih-gree-juhs, -jee-uhs]
adjective
1.
extraordinary in some bad way; glaring; flagrant: an egregious mistake; an egregious liar.
2.
Archaic . distinguished or eminent.
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

This is what I originally posted.
"My Story.
I am 54, British and work in Education I consider myself as very fit and have a BMI of 23.
A lifetime of kickstarting motorcycles and a big crash four years ago destroyed my right hip. It was agreed that I needed a THR and I opted to have it performed over the six weeks school holiday to minimise disrupting our kids education. I exercised every day either walking or cycling ( the pain was less on the bike!) as I wanted to keep my muscle groups working, I had a few nerves but had the op at the end of June.
The first day I took a couple of steps on a frame but demanded sticks and managed the end of the ward but I was a little unsteady. Day two the pain kicked in big time and I hammered the morphine, it was a lot of fun but did nothing to ease the pain and on my supposed day or release I could not walk at all. Physio advised me to keep on the M and use ice packs all day, three hours later I was back on my feet and up and down the ward all day high on oralmorph.
The next day I was collected by my mate and taken home.
Day one at home and I sat outside my house in the sunshine talking to friends one of who took me to the local supermarket to shop.
Day two and I used the bus to go to the Dr to get a sick note for school, I then walked a mile into school to deliver it and got a ride home off a friend.
Day 3 I walked two miles.
After 10 days I had my staples removed at the Dr's and the nurse said do not use my crutches if I could manage without them so that was the last time I used them by this time I was walking five miles a day.
I increased my regime and three weeks post-op I climbed the Malvern Hills, this was 1000ft of assent and six miles distance, by now I was driving again and a week later I tried cycling.
I had only two physio appointments and was passed off as fit by my surgeon and back at school at the start of the academic year 5 weeks post op.

My advice to anyone about to have a hip job....Keep fit up to the day of the op and do not let anyone tell you what you can do. My ex told me I could not go up a ladder the first day I was home, she never told me I could not do anything again after I had climbed it. There are only two things that can stop you doing things, the laws of physics and yourself."

Not exactly informatory and I only used the word "ejaculate" and not "Spunking"
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I hated having my catheter out, it hurt like nothing I'd felt before.
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