What gets on your nerves?

[james1988]

So today I've followed some prat doing 40mph in a NSL zone with no opportunity to pass, been pulled out on, had to wait ages for fuel because some daft bint wouldn't move out of the way off the mini roundabout going into Tesco.

Apart from that calls from call centers irritate me, screaming kids do my nut in, parents who can't control kids, slow walking people and people who don't clean up dog shit after their dog has taken a massive dump on the pavement.

So BCF what irritates you the most?

James

[pepperami]

People complaining about other people now that really twists my sh*t!
My missus breathing in as well as out, FFS why cant she just do one or the other instead of both
Any kind of bully.
People who hit me, now that really does annoy me.
Stepping in dog sh*t on the pavement
Anybody who`s got more money than me, bastards!
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[garth]

People who bite the fork when they eat. Cunts.
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[Andy_Pagin]

Twats that tailgate me at the speed limit for miles then cut in front and tailgate the traffic queue ten yards in front of me.

McDonalds - I mean couldn't they give the morons behind the counter artificial intelligence and/or personalities?

Carefully rolling a ciggy only to find I had the gummed strip on the wrong side.

Office coffee machines that thinks 1/16th of a cup is a 'double expresso'

Elevators that instead of letting you grab the first lift with an open door use some kind of artificial stupidity to tell you which lift to use.

Neighbours feeding the rats & foxes by putting bin bags out a day early.
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[HD]

Its quite common but when people sing to songs I actually like and I am trying to listen to.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!


I only tell people I am close to, to shut up though

Other people it just makes me secretely want to kill them.

On the road, people swerving over the road, people on the phone and people who indicate as they move, not before...
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[garth]

O, people that whistle.

Old women who drown themselves in perfume.

People who dont dip their lights.
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[kerr]

People who take themselves too seriously.
Young girls that scream at everything
Poeple that sit at 40 mph on a nsl road and then procced to still drive at 40 when they enter the 30 zone
Foreign call centres.
BMW / AUDI drivers.
Arrogant traffic wardens (any traffic wardens really)
Poeple that let there kids run riot without dishing out any dicipline.




A lot of things it seems, i could go on
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[Rogerborg]

People who use unnecessary hyperbole. They're worse than Hitler.
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[thegubner]

People who drink expresso, it's espresso.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Having the kind of poo where you think you've finished so you start wiping but find it's not getting cleared, then after a few minutes and half a loo roll you fart and another log appears.

Known as "Pooparttwo".
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[whitedevil]

People with annoying faces.
Shop assistants who keep pestering you.
Slow people at checkouts.
bullshitters
Anybody who posts their every waking thought or action on facebook and twitter.
people who never shut up
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[Fisty]

Intermittent elecrical faults.

Can I find why my car keeps randomly stopping? (apart from it being french) can I fuck.
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[Bendy]

People.

[Benson_JV]

Warped.
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[FretGrinder]

- People who lack manners - A simple please and thank you goes a long way!
- People who talk in a "fake whisper", might as well talk aloud.
- People who chat shit about people behind their back, but act like their best friend when they see them
- People who chew food with their mouths open - referred to as "Washing Machines"
- People who go to the toilet, don't wash thier hands, offer you a sweet and when you tell them why you said "No", they get offended. Seriously..... the fuck
- People who are too afraid to tell you if they have a problem with you
- People who blow their nose while other people are eating. Go out the fucking room, you cock!
- People who talk louder when on the phone while exclaiming "I can't hear you, people are talking" Get.The.Fuck Out
- The people who used to walk into the smoking rooms at work (when we had them), sit down, get out their sandwiches and then complain about how much smoke there is in the room. It's a bastard smoking room, if you don't like it, fuck off somewhere else!
- People who stop at roundbouts WHEN THERE IS NO TRAFFIC!
- People who don't indicate

Yeah, those people really piss on my cornflakes!
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[duhawkz]

old ass motherfucker who drive every where at 30/40 wtf is that all about there should be a mandatory retest at 65 and every 10 years after that. Theres nothing worse then being stuck behind some myopic old bastard when your starving and your late home from work and theres no chance of overtaking them

people how don't know the difference between there,they're and their, effect and affect or where we're and wear - that really boil's my piss

oh and while we're at it people without any common sense, some people are so slack they should be punched repeatedly
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[Handsome]

The majority of people in general ( The older I get the more anti-social I get )...

More coffe than tea in hotel rooms, I can't stand coffee, it's gotten to the stage where I have to pack extra tea, milk and suger ffs...

Inanimate objects that don't do what you want them to, such as a hoover getting stuck for no reason round the corner of the sofa, proper winds me up that one...

Dogs that are left to bark their heads off when their owners are in the garden with them or at least can hear the fucking row in the first place but let it carry on...

My rear window in the car, seems to be the only one that mists up every morning...

People at work that earn the same money as me but get away with doing a shite sight less...

Running out of cigarettes ( Will nip up the garage when I've finished typing this out ffs )...

Bullies...

LOUD people who are LOUD for no reason...

People who think they're funny and or entertaining ( You're not, shut the fuck up )...

People who stop me walking when I'm on a roll or commited to the next step...

People who waffle on, why use fifteen words when seven will do, get to the point and leave it there ffs...

People who drive with their main beams on...

People who drive right up my arse, there's a limit and I'm obviously at it, you prick, they seem not to like it when I brake suddenly...

There are many, many more things but I'll leave it there for now...
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[duhawkz]

[thegubner]

Intelligence is not a good word to misspell.

[Fizzer Thou]

I hate BT phoning me up to try and sell me fibre-optic broadband when it is not even available in my area yet.

(I went ex-directory in the hope that I would not get tele-sales people ringing me up trying to sell me something that I do not want.So what gives BT the right to ignore my wishes,even after I have told them countless times).
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[Ariel Badger]

People phoning me. That is not only strangers calling to try and sell me stuff or con me but friends calling.
People in supermarkets that take pleasure in being there.
Any one who asks if they can help in a shop.
Waiters that hang around your table.
People that expect me to be as passively racist as they are.
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[Old Git Racing]

When you put the toaster on 4 and the slice comes out like a sacrificial offering, then you drop to 3 and it comes out all soft and limp. You put it to 3.5 and it just the same either way. F**king chinese junk.
Apart from that I don't worry about about all the w**kers in the world who could screw your day up cos the only person that gets upset is you.

OGR
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[spit1972]

People eating crisps....i wanna end them!!

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

2 things.....Blister packaging ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrap_rage ) and me.
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