ANYONE GOTTA BIKE 4 HIRE?

[chestermick]

I'm considering coming back over in June for up to a month & wondered if any of you guys in the Chester area could rent me a 'bike for at least 2 weeks, & maybe a month?
I have a full driving & bike license which is as clean as a clean thing at a clean convention, & may be able to swing an International Insurance via my bike insurance company over here. But, if you could just add me to your insurance for a month (which l'll pay) that would be best if Plod decided to do a roadside harrassment Campaign (sorry, l meant roadside check!)

Any help or links greatlt appreciated guys!!!

PS, l'm used to ALL bikes, having owned 1500cc cruisers to VFR to dirt bikes, & I currently have a dually in the form of a KLR650 single thumper.

[P.addy]

Joins today, asks to borrow bike for a few weeks...

Seems legit.

[Pol Anorl]

I have a tomos 50 if you would like to borrow it? £25 a week rental charge.
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[U_W v2.0]

this dude needs to visit the blue oyster bar and ask them to borrow a ride. im sure they'll happily oblige.

who the heck joins a forum and asks to hire someones private vehicle?! there ARE agencies for this sort of thing you know!
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[chestermick]

[quote="##Paddy##"]Joins today, asks to borrow bike for a few weeks...

Seems legit.[/quote]
Now then Patrick, no need for that attitude....do you think l'm so stupid that I don't expect to be vetted by anyone wanting to make some money by renting their 'bike?
I will be able to give references & phone #'s to any genuine "renter" & will also put a deposit on the bike which may well be whatever the resale value of it is.

PS, Paddy, I wouldn't have a bike from you if you were giving them away with ever BJ you give to other forum members!!! ....

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[P.addy]

[lllN30lll]

As if anybody is f*cking stupid enough to loan you a bike


Bike never comes back, call police, yeh he borrowed it 2 month ago, Yeh I gave him the keys, insurance Y U NO PAY OUT!
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[P.addy]

Anyone wanna lend me a bike.

Coming back from Italy for 3 weeks, don't worry safe rider...used to well fast machines. So genuine I attach photo.

"another great days biking.jpg"

https://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/210611/images/Valentino%20Rossi.jpg

[N cee thirty]

only if you let me borrow your wife and give her the pregnancy
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[nowhere.elysium]

You're probably best off asking among people who actually know you. Failing that, I'm sure there are bike rental agencies in the UK that you could use.

Bike loans are less prevalent over here, largely because many of us have less available cash to throw at keeping a stable of bikes (i.e. considering bikes loanable or disposable) than many riders in the US do. At least, that's the impression I've gotten in the past from American forums, anyway.

Also, it's worth not taking repeated pops at established members, because you really won't last long if that's your modus operandi.
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[WannaBeDude]

Op must have another BCF account, as he knows not to lend one of Paddys cable tie bikes ?
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[P.addy]

[andym]

hmmm.... I know someone that is willing to rent/lend a GPz 750 for only £400.... comes complete with a tub of bolts but no instructions as to where they go. But it's OK I have some bent safety pins holding some (not too critical) parts together, like the chain tensioner, engine mount, radiator etc.

When you borrow it though, you might need to have it taxed MOT'ed and insured, you can cancel the insurance but if you'ld be so kind as to leave the tax and MOT on there that would be great thanks... oh, almost forgot, it will probably need a bit of work before the MOT, so if you could just do the odd little bits and pieces here and there to get it through

[chestermick]

Thanks guys for all the intelligent input you came up with, did you all have to lie down in a darkened room with your mummy wiping your furrowed brow with her milky dish cloth?
You prolly would have a harrd time if I did start with the insults, but while you have dipshits like Paddy on here who some of you seem to treat like a demi-God, what chance has an ex-Bolton guy got?
(Yes, for the other dipshit who jumps to conclusions after not reading the "I'm coming back to England" bit, or SHUD I DO IT IN BIGGER LETTERS FOR YOU>>>?)

I'm sure we'll amuse each other until one of you little girls runs to the mods squeeling like a stuck pig about me!!!!!(but hey,l've been banned from bigger & better biker's websites than this po-dunk little effort!)

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[Ariel Badger]

Could you pay by Western Union? I do not trust cash.
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[Bomberman]

Where's the mardy bastard negative rating when you need it? Seriously though 'Chestermick' when you were a Bolton lad back in the day, had you asked this down the pub what response do you think you'd have got then?
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[J.M.]

I'll let you take her for 2 grand. Just needs a bit of t-cut.
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[Sako]

think i have a Raleigh Grifter in the garage you could borrow.

[chestermick]

[quote="Sako"]think i have a Raleigh Grifter in the garage you could borrow.[/quote]

So u still can't get your leg over the crossbar???????


PS, even fa*gots have feelings y'know!!!!!!

[Timmeh]

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