Faggots and sex

[mistergixer]

I've had a very voyeuristic day today - watching sex take place just a few feet away from me.

I'm thankful to the EA and their faggots, because they appear to be encouraging the dirty sods to have it off in full view, seemingly without a care in the world.

I've spotted about a half dozen at it today, and if they're there over the weekend I'm tempted to whip my rod out and try a bit myself.

I'm not certain about the morality of this though - whilst there's some real big 'uns there, I really think I should leave them be (as opposed to taking them and beating them over the head until they're dead, which is what my normal inclination is).

Your thoughts, please.
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[woll]

If you've got your rod licence fish away One or two hit on t head won't hurt surely
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[mistergixer]

What's strange is that the usual size I see there is up to around a half pound - tiddlers really.
Suddenly, a load have turned up that look to be in the region of 3lb+. I have no idea where they've been hiding, because I never see anything of that size there normally.

Ooooh, it's a dilema. I'm thinking that if I only take males (and return any females), my morals will be content (as will my belly).


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[The Artist]

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Me no understand

[Tenko]

If you are partial to piscatorial adventures, why not spread your tackle, whip out your rod and see if anything fishy comes along. I used to do just that on a Sunday morning until my intentions were missunderstood by fellow canal users and the locals set fire to my house...

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[woll]

[The999Kid]

i found this thread title very misleading....
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[oldpink]

use a priest, thats what I'd do
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[ThoughtContro...]

Was a bit really, I is most disappoint


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[mistergixer]

I've just had a check and it's close season for brownies on rivers.



So, I think I'll head to one of my local stillwaters for a bash at some Rainbows instead.
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[st3v3]

[Suntan Sid]

[SoND]

I fucked a bloke in a hedge and got shit on my dick
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[Bikeless]

Do they really spawn this late in the year???Nothing like coarse fish then.

[Walloper]

Every man should learn the art of Guddling.
You very gently tickle them on the underside.
Then when you think they feel good and ready you just whip them out.
And you get a great feeling when you do it properly.
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[mistergixer]

Went out today to a local lake, bagged a pair of nice Rainbows - gave one to the old dear over the road as a 'thank you' for the cake she baked for my boy's birthday, the other is in the freezer.

The only let down was the wind was a bit gusty at times, this resulted in a) hooking myself in the face on a backcast and b) thwacking myself on the back of the head with a conehead on a forward cast.

What did amaze me was how low the water levels were (a good 2 - 3 feet lower than usual), I keep hearing talk of drought on the radio, but this really brought it home. I think this photo of the nearby Wilstone reservoir shows it well:

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KFR55P0Ps1k/TqPkU3MuyKI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/u6-TFGEM6UU/s1600/wilstone-reservoir-low-water_0038.jpg

In a normal year, the whole area in the foreground would be submerged.


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Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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[Walloper]

Go up to Scotland, were up tae oor baws in water.....
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[woll]

[Walloper]

[woll]

I do, mr brother on the other hand doesn't
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