£70 Dog food treats

[Skudd]

Otherwise known as Ear Plugs.

Little shit.
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[Andy_Pagin]

My German Shepherd just loved chewing through the 30amp power supply to the garage, how the hell she never fried herself I'll never know. Perhaps the copious number of my disposable latex gloves she also noshed acted as an insulator?
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[Skudd]

After checking the garden poops I didn't find any evidence.

why do bike jackets have sooooooooooooooo many pockets
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[TheSmiler]

This reminds me of when we had the jack Russell as a pup she was always mischievous. Anyway one day my nan came over an she left her false teeth lying on the side with her chewing gum. Jack Russell decided ta I will have some of that and ate half of the false teeth .. nothing was ever seen again.
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[Andy_Pagin]

During her long and culinary adventurous life Sheba ate:
A light bulb.
The number plate off my sierra.
A modem.
A book on c/c++ programming.
Enough rubber gloves to keep a casualty dept. going for a month.
She saw the cat litter tray as a buffet!
The only thing she wasn't keen on was dog food, apart from that nausiating Weebox stuff.
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[TQ]

We've only had ours 10 months but the current standing is as follows:

Two TV Remotes
The Mrs' hair extensions
Various makeup
A whole block of butter (he wasn't well after that)[/list]
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[Dragonfly]

I wont forget the day my dog near fried herself. Chewed through extension lead she got out from behind the telly, blew all the trips in the house, smoke everywhere and I was in the spare room when it happened .Scared me but should have seen her , She hasnt bitten wires in years.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Sweep...The Welsh, Black, Nazi Thieving Bitch.

She's good..Oh she's very good. What with her beautiful and soft coat, always looks in top condition. Has those 'You wouldn't harm a puppy would you' eyes. Loyal and knows her basic commands. Then you turn your back...and lo, a whole tray of Festive Nuts have been opened and scoffed. Only 1 Almond nut defeated her.
You bring in the shopping and return to the car for another load. You unpack shopping and wonder where the bar of soap has gone.

Let's make a short incomplete list.

5 pack of Mars Bars
1 kg of Mealworms
Box of Maltesers
4 Nectarines ripening on the windowsill.
2 Bags of boiled sweets.
2 Bags of Rowntrees Randoms
1 Pk of Rivita
2 loaves of bread
2 Galaxy bars
Bananas
Apples
Potatoes
Frozen Chips

Anything that comes in a wrapper can be found in the other dog's bed. So for the first few times i ended up bollocking the wrong dog.

I dabbed some Extreme chilli sauce on a slice of bread...Gone.
She laps up mustard.

It's a love hate relationship..She loves me..I hate her.
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[duhawkz]

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I had a samoyed when i lived at home with my parents that used to love sweets and chocolate, one night she managed to open a cupboard and get a full tin of quality streets out open it and eat every one leaving only the wrappers

god only knows how it wasnt i'll after that.

My grandads jack russell has eat some pretty daft things when it was a pup

including brass washers, nuts and bolts, paper towels well basically anything that it could steal

that was ill once or twice
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[Andy_Pagin]

Forgot to mention the sixteen nurofen plus Sheba downed, bloody junkie!
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the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
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[Marmalade]

Mine ate the buttons on the remotes a couple of times but has gotten over that phase.

Eggs benedict came round so I could fix his tomtom.
Fixed and screwed back together, look for the memory card.... the dog is chewing it and it's fked.

Luckily managed to get all the needed files together on a new card and get it sorted.
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[5v3d3b0]

Had a boxer about 10 years ago, found her with a razor sharp kitchen knife in her sleeping pen, just chillin
Also books
Shoes
The corners of more than one concrete wall
And just the usual shite dogs tend to ruin

Only lived just past a year bless her, hit by a car and the wanker didn't even stop. Was proper destroyed, only 12 at the time and I was the one walking her too