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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: PM from Warped. Reply with quote
Warped, currently known as 'Faries Attack' wrote:
I'd slap enough shit out of you to stop you feeling like a big man for the rest of you oxygen wasted little life.

Tell me, I am single right now how much did you wife cost you on EBAY?

I could do with a nipness whore to get through this cold spell.
Is she interchangeable for her younger sister? (I would if I was you, because she is uglaaayyy).
How many cocks did she take in that year she was away from you?
Bet it is alot more than she told you about.

Ha ha ha.
What a silly little wanker of an old man you are. Feeling the need to threaten people on the internet to feel macho about yourself. Bet you feel a right bitch knowing she is fucking everything but you.
One question:
Are those kids actually yours or are their father spread around the council estate?

Ask me where I am and I tell you big boy, I seriously want you to come to me, so I can leave you on you arse in the middle of the road.

Post this in that thread and try make a witty come back, only to make yourself look more like an idiot that you already do.

Come on big man give me what you got.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Hang on...

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Lawzy me, you couldn't make up a retard like this. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Re: PM from Warped. Reply with quote
soforene wrote:
WOW!

Imagine the "Make Up sex" you two guys are gonna have !! Laughing


Almost all warped does is make up sex.
Even when we tell him to stop making it up.
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Warped, you didn't ask for advice but as I get on through life I find it more and more difficult to refrain, so here I have gathered together my life experiences and of those I have had the good fortune to meet and I hope that the combined years of knowledge, from some intellectual people, some relegious people, some bad people and some mad people may cause some enlightenment from the internet bodhidharma of yours truly, and know that everyone I have ever known and ever will know would think you are a cunt and would wouldn't suffer you under any circumstance aside the rather unusual situation of the yappy dog that would not take a boot in the face as an indication that it should pipe down and fuck off, that we are in here.

Find someone with a good, strong lead, allow yourself to be trained, follow them, learn from them and maybe the penny will drop.
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Warped never irked me, he does now.

No need for abusive PMs.

Out of order.
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
To be honest, I partially agree. All the violent threats are frankly pathetic.
It was funny at first, but has become tragic.
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
BLUEX5 wrote:
Oh Hetzer....I am Jelly.

I had hoped for a PM off our favourite Grimsby based fuckwit manchild after ripping him in his latest "I suck at work" thread.

The fact that he can be pushed to send incoherent PM's leads me to the conclusion the LOLcow is far from dry.


Most people can evolve. Normal people. Those with an IQ around the 80 mark...they're fucked. Permanently. I kind of feel sorry for him, because while his fuckwittery was innocent I figured he'd lead a relatively unscathed life. Now he's introduced malice I think he's going to come badly undone sooner rather than later. You can't wield malice with an IQ of 80 and survive for very long.

Damn, but it's entertaining! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Re: PM from Warped. Reply with quote
Warped wrote:
Ask me where I am and I tell you big boy, I seriously want you to come to me, so I can leave you on you arse in the middle of the road.


Is he coming on to you? Confused
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't know. But whatever it is, he wants to do it in the middle of a road. Neutral

Laughing https://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr356/Langnasen7/wanker.gif
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer is clearly intimidated

How far apart do you two live? I'll provide petrol money if you meet and fight to the death Pound Coin
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I laughed so hard i shat myself.
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer, I feel sorry for you, you are in imminent danger of being on the receiving end of the deadly THROAT PUNCH!!!!!!one!!!

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PostPosted: 13:41 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought my opinion of Warped was the lowest I could muster...


I was wrong.


How much are tickets? I'll take two ringside.
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is panning out to be an excellent 'event'... it will go down in BCF history as the event of the decade.
Someone please video and take pictures... surely then the likes of Doovy etc can make a video and website to celebrate it all.

So far we have:

Hetzer vs Steve
Warped vs Hetzer (if he survives the first scrap).
Silky666 vs Tatters & Joe (but proper tag team stylee)
Silky666 vs Howling (howling will be providing a background sound track .. so it may end up being a more of a dance off)

Anyone else fancy putting on a show ?
Location ? Birmingham ? nice and in the middle and the added benefit of Mr. Walsh joining in !
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:
This is panning out to be an excellent 'event'... it will go down in BCF history as the event of the decade.
Someone please video and take pictures... surely then the likes of Doovy etc can make a video and website to celebrate it all.

So far we have:

Hetzer vs Steve
Warped vs Hetzer (if he survives the first scrap).
Silky666 vs Tatters & Joe (but proper tag team stylee)
Silky666 vs Howling (howling will be providing a background sound track .. so it may end up being a more of a dance off)

Anyone else fancy putting on a show ?
Location ? Birmingham ? nice and in the middle and the added benefit of Mr. Walsh joining in !


You've neglected to note that anything involving Warped would be a 24-carat-gold 100% gauranteed no-show. Followed up by an excuse involving alien-abduction. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:


Anyone else fancy putting on a show ?
Location ? Birmingham ? nice and in the middle and the added benefit of Mr. Walsh joining in !

Pub booked with a big back room and landlord who does not ask too many questions
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Warped wins again, another thread ' about ' him, tis what he want's to fill the void in his empty life and mind.


Idea Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
silky666 wrote:


Anyone else fancy putting on a show ?
Location ? Birmingham ? nice and in the middle and the added benefit of Mr. Walsh joining in !

Pub booked with a big back room and landlord who does not ask too many questions


Good idea.
Hey! apologies.. but I forgot about you Ariel ... I am willing to substitute Howling and take you on if you fancy it.... you do have a gammy leg dont you ? (smirks and whispers to mates - "watch this ... Easy win boys")
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:
This is panning out to be an excellent 'event'... it will go down in BCF history as the event of the decade.
Someone please video and take pictures... surely then the likes of Doovy etc can make a video and website to celebrate it all.

So far we have:

Hetzer vs Steve
Warped vs Hetzer (if he survives the first scrap).
Silky666 vs Tatters & Joe (but proper tag team stylee)
Silky666 vs Howling (howling will be providing a background sound track .. so it may end up being a more of a dance off)

Anyone else fancy putting on a show ?
Location ? Birmingham ? nice and in the middle and the added benefit of Mr. Walsh joining in !
I have to admit. I've got a couple tears of laughter reading this.
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
st3v3 wrote:
silky666 wrote:
This is panning out to be an excellent 'event'... it will go down in BCF history as the event of the decade.
Someone please video and take pictures... surely then the likes of Doovy etc can make a video and website to celebrate it all.

So far we have:

Hetzer vs Steve
Warped vs Hetzer (if he survives the first scrap).
Silky666 vs Tatters & Joe (but proper tag team stylee)
Silky666 vs Howling (howling will be providing a background sound track .. so it may end up being a more of a dance off)

Anyone else fancy putting on a show ?
Location ? Birmingham ? nice and in the middle and the added benefit of Mr. Walsh joining in !
I have to admit. I've got a couple tears of laughter reading this.


Not as many as I got reading your posturing claptrap. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel would kik all your asses, he should be the ref, his word to be obeyed !!! ............................. Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ariel would kik all your asses, he should be the ref, his word to be obeyed !!! ............................. Shocked

How would he ?
I am younger ... better looking ... and own a KTM !
Besides, he cant even walk in a straight line ... I am so gonna donkey punch the old fart.
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 15 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariels 'manlook' through the eyes of experience, is enough to even make warped think twice about throat punching. Very Happy
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