The Old Dirt Bike Rider

[Fizzer Thou]

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was
amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do
you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a dirt biker and that's why I'm in such good
shape. I'm up well before daylight on Sundays and out sliding around
corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up and down the steepest,
gnarliest
hills I can find at the crack of dawn."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more
to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said, "Who said
my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still
alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with
me this Sunday, and that's why he's
still alive... he's a dirt biker."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it.
How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's
still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 117 years old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he
went dirt bikin' with you this Sunday too?"
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got
married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a
117-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
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Just talk bikes.What else is there?

Always have a 'Plan B'

[delvey91]

I dont get it
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2016 Honda Africa Twin
2006 KTM 200 EXC

[Supermotard37...]

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Fuck off..!! "You absolute contraception malfunction"