Ladies, talk to me about backsides and leather

[Rogerborg]

So, here I sit with a 34" waist that rapidly balloons out into muscular, manly haunches. Yes, I'm a tubby bitch, but all the gyms in the world won't change my basic body type - very dangerous over short distances.

https://i39.tinypic.com/n4bjnb.jpg

I have a pair of 34" leather troos that just barely fitted over my rippling glutes when I was a trimmer 32", but there's no amount of oil or talc or wriggling that will get them on now (restrain yourselves).

It's been brought to my attention that unlike the catamite twinks for whom male leathers are apparently designed, that some female people of the opposite gender are also quite gifted in the derriere department. So I was wondering if it would be worth my while swallowing the odd quirks and remnants of my pride and trying out ladies leathers rather than going up a few waist sizes in mens?

tl;d version - I have a woman's arse, should I wear women's clothes?
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[DrDonnyBrago]

AKA ghetto booty .

[Recluso]

Crotch might be a bit uncomfortable though as ladies trousers are generally slightly differently shaped.

Worth a try though! Even if it's just to give the rest of us a giggle
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[pits]

And you would get pissed off with having the buttons on the wrong side.
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[Rogerborg]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

If you have very small genitals then the ladies fit may suit.

I tried on all sorts of stuff when I went to J&S looking for a bargain. All the ladies stuff was tight around 'the area'.

Eventually I got a semi, and fitted nicely into the A* Bat jeans...FOR MEN.

In short.

MTFU.

[edit] Get them altered?
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[Rogerborg]

[Babba]

In my raping & pillaging days on the pull, I used to wear wimmins jeans 'cos they showed 'a bulge' in front & scrunched the buttocks into something wimmin call 'cute buns' ?

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^Move along Tranny.

'Yes, I'm wearing ladies panties to make my tackle look bigger.....Honest'
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[Rowey]

Too much junk in your trunk? How about some control pants?

These ones even cater for beer bellys!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/09/article-1345598-0CB2971A000005DC-842_468x478.jpg
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You have a woman's arse, milord! I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash of a cat, been rubbed with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make fine stockings for his best cabin boy.
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