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Blob
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Gift ideas? Reply with quote
Not sure if this is the right topic but couldn't find a better one.

As you all know Valentines Day 14th

Already got my other half one gift (pricey one)

Need ideas on a smaller one?

Thanks
Will
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Re: Gift ideas? Reply with quote
WiTommo wrote:

As you all know Valentines Day 14th

Already got my other half one gift (pricey one)

Need ideas on a smaller one?



Your minuscule and insignificant penis?

Laughing

If she's a looker she's welcome to have a meatspin on mine - it's like a babies arm holding a shiny red apple.

*mistergixer stands proud, legs and arms akimbo. Having already sired 4 strong children, he's proved the incredible fortitude of his seed*

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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Standardised response to a "what should I buy her"

www.fairygothmother.co.uk

https://www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages4/largethumbs/fgm-belletl.jpg https://www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages4/largethumbs/mi-ohlalatl.jpg https://www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages/largethumbs/kk-01.jpg https://www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages4/largethumbs/cf-sindybluetl.jpg https://www.fairygothmother.co.uk/newimages4/largethumbs/ay-catherineteddytl.jpg

Get it right and she'll think you're the most thoughtful guy ever since you know her so well (taste/measurements) and you get all the joys that making her feel sexy brings!!!
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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Re: Gift ideas? Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
WiTommo wrote:

As you all know Valentines Day 14th

Already got my other half one gift (pricey one)

Need ideas on a smaller one?



Your minuscule and insignificant penis?

Laughing

If she's a looker she's welcome to have a meatspin on mine - it's like a babies arm holding a shiny red apple.

*mistergixer stands proud, legs and arms akimbo. Having already sired 4 strong children, he's proved the incredible fortitude of his seed*

Wink


You're on form tonight, aincha.
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hellbound
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
A schoolgirl outfit from Ann Summers!




(although this might just be what I'd buy my loved one)
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
WiTommo rated me as abusive - i think i must have hit a nerve.

https://www.willay.net/fuckinglol/poster79730187.jpg

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hellbound
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
that on a hammer drill!

(Robb yarr's pic)
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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yay, let's rag on Tommo and his weeny ack-ack! Thumbs Up Very Happy
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
In before NSFW.

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Blob
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stop being dicks?

I ask a simple question and you lot have to get graphic and insulting

Great way to make someone welcome

Don't you guys think that some things are insulting to certain people?

And to think you lot are probably much older than me so grow up? Maybe you lot need to grow some balls.
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Vman
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
WiTommo wrote:
Stop being dicks?

I ask a simple question and you lot have to get graphic and insulting

Great way to make someone welcome

Don't you guys think that some things are insulting to certain people?

And to think you lot are probably much older than me so grow up? Maybe you lot need to grow some balls.


I've not been around here long, and usually I keep away from this sort of thing, but Jesus Christ - man the feck up princess! Take a pill!
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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 23:46 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
WiTommo wrote:
Stop being dicks?

I ask a simple question and you lot have to get graphic and insulting

Great way to make someone welcome

Don't you guys think that some things are insulting to certain people?

And to think you lot are probably much older than me so grow up? Maybe you lot need to grow some balls.


'scuse me, but I was being helpful. I always buy stuff from fairy goth mother. Looking at the pictures you can see why! It's excellent quality and their customer service is excellent.

Whenever I buy my wife underwear from them I always get a private showing followed by my choice of bedroom activity!

Bollocks to helping you in the future!Dry your eye and man up!
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
rob yarrr wrote:
WiTommo wrote:


Wah

Waah

Waaah

Waaaah



stfu, can't you handle a fucking joke ?!


^^This. We go out of our way to help you, and this is how you behave. Frankly, i feel insulted and let down.

Now:

https://www.funnyden.com/funnypics/154/military01.gif

https://www.forumspile.com/STFU-Mr_T_(pity_da_foo).jpg

https://www.fillgames.com/uploads/posts/2009-06/1243938023_stfu_vadar-12256.jpg
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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now why do I get spam yet everyone else gets abusive ratings? I'm in no way affiliated with fairy goth mother. I'm a loyal customer but I do not receive any benefit form recommending them. Where's a mod when you need one. Can someone change the spam rating to an abusive one please!
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pinkyfloyd
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 31 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
WiTommo wrote:
Stop being dicks?

I ask a simple question and you lot have to get graphic and insulting

Great way to make someone welcome

Don't you guys think that some things are insulting to certain people?

And to think you lot are probably much older than me so grow up? Maybe you lot need to grow some balls.


Welcome to BCF. Lighten up or watch your head. Doors have a nasty habit of closing rather fast as you leave.

You've posted on a biker forum. What did you expect as an answer? Buy her a box of chocs? Piss off! You want sensible gift ideas post on a valetines day forum or ask your friends who know you and her. Ask on here and you should expect these kind of answers. If you cant handle them then GTFO!

Perhaps you should get her a strap on because it seems she would wear the trousers in this relationship!

https://www.mistressmaggie.com/whatido/domination/pics/strap_on_worship_b.jpg
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Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.
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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 00:00 - 01 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
pinkyfloyd wrote:
You want sensible gift ideas post on a valetines day forum or ask your friends who know you and her. Ask on here and you should expect these kind of answers.


<--- jumps up and down frantically

I was genuinely being helpful!!! Why wont people recognise that??? I'm a dying man (possibly)!!!
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 01 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poseidon wrote:


<--- jumps up and down frantically

I was genuinely being helpful!!! Why wont people recognise that??? I'm a dying man (possibly)!!!


You helpfulness has been noted and dully acknowledged.

I was being helpful too.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 01 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've only now realised he's a noobie. He signed on just to get gift advice? WTF?! Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 01 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
ITT. Facebook karma evaporates.
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 08 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got mine some slippers that you put in the microwave to warm them up, they then stay warm for a good few hours.


Toastie feet!
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 08 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Buy what i bought my gf...

https://www.x-pole.co.uk/

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