Do you believe this?

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Sent this...Any truth in it?






Unbelievable!!!!!

I bet this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics.

29 have been accused of spouse abuse,
7 have been arrested for fraud,
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques,
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses,
3 have done time for assault,
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit,
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges,
8 have been arrested for shoplifting,
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits,
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year,

And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons.


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[Hetzer]

It's as old as the hills and was probably a bunch of bullshit when it was new. Unless it means over the entire history of the parliament, and even then...
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Ta Geezers.

I suspected that the figures were under estimated.
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[Fairies attack]

[WannaBeDude]

have been accused of spouse abuse,
have been arrested for fraud,
have been accused of writing bad cheques,
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses,
have done time for assault,
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit,
have been arrested on drug-related charges,
have been arrested for shoplifting,
are currently defendants in lawsuits,
have been arrested for drink driving in the last year,

You've done them all hey Warped .. ? naughty fairy !!
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Jogging on, destination living.

[Llama-Farmer]

Remember this being for the US Congress not the Houses of Parliament.


Another one -

Politician A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. Had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Politician B: Got kicked out of office twice, rises from bed at 11am, used opium in college and drinks champagne, brandy, and whiskey to excess every day.

Politician C: Is a decorated war hero. vegetarian, doesn't smoke or drink, and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.


Which one would you vote for??







A - President Teddy Roosevelt

B - Winston Churchill

C - Adolf Hitler




So who'd ya choose?

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I choose Godwin.
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