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The Artist
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: How to royally fuck up someones life Reply with quote

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/fuck.jpg

Send them a nice letter of course. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoops. How long you band for?
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe now you can spend some time on bcf, a few threads and pics here and there ... !!

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PostPosted: 22:00 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
Whoops. How long you band for?



Band?


not driving or riding is not that, havn't done any for about 6 months.
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Mr Artist? you have been a silly boy!

How long is your ban?
I hope you`re still going to visit BCF?

Sorry to hear the sh*t news
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not like it matters since your bike got towed. Laughing

There are a lot of small capacity commuters breathing a sigh of relief tonight.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Revoked licence, just do your test again as soon as possible.
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry to hear that bud. what was you done for ?
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

As Marki said, license revoked. I am back to being a 16 year old. Need to spend £50 on a provisional and re take my test.

FYI it does matter since I commute over 30 miles a day at the moment. Well...not anymore.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:26 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ohh hard luck mate...
the ad on the bottom made me chuckle a bit tho.
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:


FYI it does matter since I commute over 30 miles a day at the moment. Well...not anymore.


Well you should have been more careful then. Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
The Artist wrote:


FYI it does matter since I commute over 30 miles a day at the moment. Well...not anymore.


Well you should have been more careful then. Tut Tut


Yes. The offences were back in October before I had this job.
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 14 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the club.
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PostPosted: 01:25 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you'll find that is the boneshaker, not penny farthing.

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PostPosted: 01:38 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I think you'll find that is the boneshaker, not penny farthing.

https://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/9250543/2/stock-photo-9250543-get-in.jpg

I'm winging it...


Well considering your old enough to own one... Wink

Wasnt a penny farthing the one with a mahossive wheel and then a small wheel?
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PostPosted: 01:43 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Cheeky but possible.



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PostPosted: 10:46 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Cheeky but possible.



[adds another, to the 'come the revolution' list]


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PostPosted: 11:41 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blackwolf wrote:

Wasnt a penny farthing the one with a mahossive wheel and then a small wheel?

That was a brand name for a model of the 'Ordinary'.

I still want to get one, though not so sure about using it on my current commute which is short, but a very steep hill, mostly!
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

My licence is currently revoked (for points putting on), they said as soon as I send in proof of a name change I can have it back.

Since there's nothing to legally state you have officially changed your name I dont see why I have to?


I filled out a new application and sent it off, I got it back marked in red biro asking for said proof's. It's sat here since.
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deed_of_change_of_name
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many Bothans kittens died to bring us this information.

I hope you at least got it for something fun rather than just too many Speed Tax demands.
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 15 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: How to royally fuck up someones life Reply with quote

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How to royally fuck up someones your own life


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