Wanted somebody with strong legs

[kev]

Just got my new bike (kx500 super moto) and its a real pain in the arse to start so who fancys living here and starting it in the morning for me.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[Shaun]

I'm sure if you offer Danny enough money he'll let you pick him up and whack the kick start with his head as hard as you can several times each morning, easy money for him, he doesn't even have to do anything.

[kev]

Its going to be funny watching you lot trying to ride it.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[Demonic69]

Why? Should be fun
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[kev]

Most of the people on here wont be able to start it or even touch the floor.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[MarJay]

I'll try for you Kev


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Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[cagiva gezzer]

Lean it against the wall using the h'bars and stand up on it to give it a huge poke.
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"because one stroke isnt enough and four strokes waste two"

[kev]

I wish it was that easy.
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes

[Smoto Bob]

[needa400]

A friend of mine had a DR-Z 400 and that had some monster compression on it. I never managed to kickstart it. In my thinner days I could stand on the kickstart and still it'd hardly budge!

Mate had a lot of fun pulling what he said was the decompression lever when I was stood there though! Didn't even know you could get them!

Needa
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[Smoto Bob]

strangely my 600 is well easy to start ( only slightly worring LOL)

but the xt i got with 636cc high compression even makes the starter motor sweat
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[v4forlife]

i can press 350 pounds with my legs, but youll hafta pay me, and im expensive
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[Robby]

oooh.

/me sidles up to kev in a sensual manner

can I play?

[Jo]

There's a local cat that finds the seat comfy!
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mummy now

[Kickstart]

Hi

Years ago a guy I knew had a 420cc KTM 2 stroke crosser (he got it free with a bike trailer). If I stood on the kick start I could not get it to move. The normal way that bike was started from cold was to heat the spark plug up with a blow torch, then tow start it with a car.

All the best

Keith
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[ZaphodBeeble]

When I was about 14 my friend picked up a KX500 (which I think was actually a 420) for peanuts. It needed work but was up and running within the week. It had a front brake that just about worked, no clutch, no back brake and no kickstart. We bump started it everywhere and rode it everywhere. It ended up that no-one would ride it except me and I had a lot of fun on that thing. It used tons and tons of petrol though.
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[sweet]

well have fun!hehehehehehhee
trying to start hubbys cr250 was hard enough hehehehe,even he had trouble,i never succeded
Even more fun riding when can`t reach to get on,2 of them to hold bike down,then trying to stop,arghhhhhhhhhh never again
have fun

[Sparks!]

[Luke_Retrofly]

Hi
Yeah ill give it a go, I knew that lard round my waist would come in handy .

Luke
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[Demonic69]

I'll have a go. Can't see it being too much trouble
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