[rant]Annoying ways to sell things

[ws4936]

Cheap GPZ500s auction.




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[bikertomm]

Seen worse than that!

What pisses me off is say your looking for a Honda CBR 125 they will put Honda CBR 125 (Replica).

Or not yzf r125 cbf ybr dt

Dicks.
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[Imonster]

I love ebay adverts like that as they tend to put off a lot of people and allow a bargain to be had. One of the bikes I've bought in the past took me about five minutes to decipher the ad but I got it for a silly low price. And when I picked it up the guy was perfectly friendly and articulate and obviously knew his bikes inside out. I'm guessing that he just suffered from quite severe dyslexia (granted, he probably should have had someone else read the advert through before posting it)

The only adverts that boil my piss and pretty much guarantee I'll skip over them are classifieds that end with "make me an offer." No, you must have a vague idea of what it's worth and it's a classified and not an auction. If I want to play email tennis then I'll buy it off ebay.
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[pits]

Like selling something classed as a winter project, as spring apporaches
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KAWASAKI-Z1000-LTD-WINTER-PROJECT-1981-W-CLASSIC-V5-/230751146772?_trksid=p4340.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI.WATCH%26its%3DC%252BS%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D5%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D6670520625102365577
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