Back offroad. The collection adventure. KTM 300 EXC

[MaybeGuy]

So woke up at 5am to get ready for the trip from plymouth to wiltshire to get the KTM. My driver, the useless twat takes about 5 phonecalls to wake up and get his arse over here. Lazy bellend.

Anyway, trip up somewhat eventless in a Nissan Almera 1.6

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Yes, we collected it in this.

Wheels, forks, subframe, expansion chamber off. in it goes...

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Along with the huge amount of spares along with it. 2 sets of plastics, headlights, gaskets, rings, levers, air filters, you name it.

Cram it in, close the boot, and fit 3 people in the car for the ride home.

I failed to call shotgun

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then sneezed

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Driver gets clocked going 92mph, so on come the lights and stuff, pulled over, asked what the hell is in the back of the car, and sent on our merry way again, albeit a little slower. a little. for a while.

Anyway, back home, back together, off for an MOT.

Fail

offroad only tyre fitted to the rear. fuckit.

Oh well, let's go out for a ride anyway.

Bidalliiiwww

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3 ktms head off to the moors to tear it up, helicopter flies over and hovers for a bit, so we decide to make an exit. Cue police cars oncoming as we headed home, so naturally I legged it to avoid agro.

Anyway, get back to base, have dinner, watch a bit of tv, and it's dark outside. Great, my iluminous numberboard will be useful here... if it existed.

God invented maglites and electrical tape.

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which finally got me back home again.

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thank fuck. ordeal over. swapping the wheel tomorrow afternoon with my friends 380 so I can get an MOT, then swapping back.

boop de doop. give a shit. eventful day and I have a KTM again.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[delvey91]

That exhaust on the car must of made it a fun motorway journey

Litterally cool story tho bro. Did you make it up the widowmaker hill climb? haha
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2016 Honda Africa Twin
2006 KTM 200 EXC

[MaybeGuy]

Got about 3/4 up before the back enf spun round and I ended up facing downhill. Gets a bit worrying when your back braking all the way down and speeding up as you go.

Needless to say... I love this bike
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[lolfor7]

Once this is removed you will see the cat (honeycombed part) which is a pain to remove, the platinum is bloody hard stuff





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