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1cyl · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Karma :

I Just saw in another thread somone say they dont consider there bike to be boy or girl, and was wondering if i'm the only one who thinks my bikes sort of a live Shifty

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My bandit is definatley a girl (having good days and bad days and so on) and my zed is definatley a guy.
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Luke_Retrofly · Silly Lesbian Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Karma :

Hi
I dont ride blokes so my R6 must be female Very Happy

. But a bad ass slut of a bitch female Very Happy

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Luke
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hush · Scooby Slapper Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Karma :

I genderise a lot of things, my computers, car, van, bicycle, consoles, and especially my bike... Their all girls, and worryingly perhaps, I talk to most of them... Embarassed

Now I have to go and polish my girl before the guys in the white coats take me away... Wink

ProXimaCore · Dougal Joined: 01 May 2003 Karma :

Sash keeps telling me my bike is a girl. But I haven't checked yet. Wink

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Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

Mine's a girl. Wouldn't get a curvy arse like that on a bloke. Very Happy

Laura · Playboy Bunny Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Karma :

My bike is alive she is called poppy temperamental and hormonal.
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Luke_Retrofly · Silly Lesbian Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Karma :

Hi
I told you all birds were lezbians, deep down Very Happy

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Luke
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JimboJ · Manc Pikey Joined: 23 Aug 2002 Karma :

inanimate objects, "IT"

Razz

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McJamweasel · BCF Junkie Joined: 22 Mar 2002 Karma :

All bikes are female. As are cars, boats, aeroplanes and trains.

That will explain why they're so damn finicky.
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Luke_Retrofly · Silly Lesbian Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Karma :

Hi
Yeah and can give u the ride of your life Wink

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Luke
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Sash · Renault 5 Driver Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Karma :

Yup, the gixxer was definately a girl Embarassed

But VFR is all male!
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AcIdBuRnZ · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Karma :

ProXimaCore....

You're new bike must be a girl, it's all shiny and spangly and clean...

....wait a minute, hang on, it's exactly the same colour as my new bike Shifty

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BLacKPooLLaD · Nova Slayer Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Karma :

Have 2 say mine is a she Smile

,she gets ridden hard on the weekends though, just how she likes it! sometimes has some problems aswell but all in all shes good Very Happy

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Luke
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cliff · Doctor Sicknote Joined: 11 Feb 2004 Karma :

If it's not human then I call it it. If you get what I mean, couldn't find the right way to put it. Rolling Eyes

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Mattastic · Trackday Trickster Joined: 03 Aug 2003 Karma :

My car is female, as is my bike, most other possessions are IT.
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Luke_Retrofly · Silly Lesbian Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Karma :

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

The ZXR is almost certainly a female, its constantly giving me hassle and making me do stuff to fix it and its cost me quite a bit of money too. Confused

hush · Scooby Slapper Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Karma :

My missus is convinced that the car is a girl and all bikes are blokes... Something to do with getting in cars, and a bike being a throbbing engines between your legs Confused

kev · I Hump Things Joined: 07 Oct 2002 Karma :

Most bikes are female with the exception of things like goldwings which have a shaft. Laughing

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BLacKPooLLaD · Nova Slayer Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Karma :

Ur right Luke, theres not enough room for the 2 of us!, must draf must of mad a clone of me! Laughing

, nice 2 see another Luke don't know any1 else who's a Luke nor head any1 called Luke special name Very Happy

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Kev u dirty bugger Laughing

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Noggin · Traffic Copper Joined: 27 Feb 2004 Karma :

My NSR's a girl, one of my 2!

Craig G(Noggin)
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craigT19 · Jolly Green Giant Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Karma :

My ninja is a girl Razz

and what its called depends on if its working or not Wink

i do talk to it Embarassed

normally when im sat on the start line of a drag strip, for some reason it seems to help calm my nerves Razz

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kev · I Hump Things Joined: 07 Oct 2002 Karma :

But what is your gixer?
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jayaraj158 · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Karma :

Defenitely MALE Cool

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