just the most funny english accent

[scorps]

I actually have never been so entertained by an instruction video, I am obviously easily pleased

https://www.wimp.com/englishaccent/
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[Fairies attack]

Watch from 1.30.

The bloke talking is Chinese.
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Ariel Badger said - Ever tried Chinese preserved (100 year) eggs? Man are they rank, like eating fart flavoured snot.

[Neorion]

I want that black mirror knife
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[hmmmnz]

sounds like this korean guy making honey strands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs
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[Mr_Cynical]

Sounds like he learned the script phonetically, rather than actually being able to speak English, a bit like the Japanese actors in Sukiyaki Western Django:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZrr-bKVErA
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[h00dwink]

its like hearing someone read the packaging that comes off really cheap chinese ebay items. i saved the packaging for an xbox headset as it was so brilliant.
these are word for word quotes from the x-360 headphone microphone. some make sense(ish)