£1000

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Assuming you have no bills nagging and you can't save it, what would you blow £1000 on?
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[The Artist]

I would go to the Desert looking for strippers and cocaine.

[Nexus Icon]

A fly-cruise holiday to New York.
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[.....]

£500 on booze and strippers and just waste the rest.

Seriously, I'd use it towards some sort of holiday, probably a bike tour.

[mistergixer]

A lot of weed.
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[JonB]

20% deposit on a new bicycle.
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[Gazz]

Fix the woodworm infestation in my loft.
Insulate and floor the loft.
Erect (lol) a 2metre fence around the garden.
Sort the garden out.
Decorate kitchen and bedrooms.
Summer bike tour to Eastern Europe.
Buy an off-road bike.
Go on a holiday.
Buy a better car.

All of the above things I am looking to do but probably only have the money to do 1 of them at the moment.

[shereen]

Go see my sister for a month who is travelling in Asia
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[bikertomm]

100% Bike test and towards insurance / bike / boots.

And what's left I hear you ask, coke & bitches.


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[Derivative]

I'd use it to buy a bike.
But I'm going to do that anyway, so I suppose that counts as saving it.

£1k really isn't much nowadays.

I'd probably go around Europe for a few weeks or something.

[Ariel Badger]

If I had a spare million I would open a cheap booze warehouse just this side of the Scottish border and sell on to Jock booze runners.
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[Slacker24seve...]

Tyres, trackdays and beer/wine/scotch/port/gin.
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[Poseidon]

Probably a weeks diving in malta.

A grand would probably tempt me to go to india for a week (would only have enough to stay somewhere cheap and sleazy mind). Doubt there would be enough left over for spends though.

Failing that, replacing the gear that got nackered when I tumbled off the bike is a pretty high priority for me.
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[Itxi]

Pack a bag of clothes and essentials and see how far I can get on public transport through Europe.

Then ask for another £1000 to get back home

[Nick 50]

Fixing up the CBR, get it through its MOT and insurance.
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[oldpink]

more amps for my PA system
that way I can make more money and buy even more amps & speakers
can never have too much power
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[angryjonny]

Last time it was a Martin D15. Next time it'll be a Les Paul of some sort.

[waffles]

A nice holiday then shove the rest in the house deposit fund

EDIT - no saving, in which case I would have a really nice holiday!
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[Sako]

a weekend break away with the missus.

[oldpink]

[Benno]

[Llama-Farmer]

Buy my bike. But since I've saved up 75% of what I need already, I'd probably buy some more gear instead, boots gloves and 1-pc leathers, or other stuff for the bike

[hedgehugger]

I'd get a new washing machine and an eglu cube (in purple)
What would you spend it on Shaggy DA?

[Bred2shred]

Yuuuummmm

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