The one type of biker who never posts here

[Ariel Badger]

Thieves, we all know you read this. Please tell us what you do, do you break them, sell overseas or just trash them and then torch?
This is your thread my skankey little brothers, do tell.
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[Kwakki Si]

i usually break them down and sell them as parts, alot more money to be made that way and alot harder to trace the actual bike.
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[Pol Anorl]

Interesting thread although i can tell there is going to be thieiving bastards laughing at this right now.

Wouldn't be suprised if teflons thief is on here tbh.
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[Zombeh]

I steal them bespoke and then drive them to my man in Poland over the weekend.

Well, not really, but a bloke at my office recently quit to work as his own 'delivery' company doing just this, I believe (read between the lines when he enthusiastically told me about his genius plan). Thought he was a bit of a cunt after hearing this to be honest.

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[devojunior]

i usually wait till i see i vulnerable bike not too far from me, i then have the bike brought to me or to a place out the way which i then pay not a lot of money for.

step 2 i get on ebay and such sites to find a frame with v5 to match said stolen bike.

step 3 i pay some scrote who is handy with a spanner to build the stolen bike onto the good frame and reap the reward so i can take a 200 pound stolen bike for example which legal is worth maybe 3k buy the frame for no more than a few hundred quid then pay the scrote to build bike. tx mot then i have a 3k bike for around 800 quid.

they dont go over seas thats just what you see in films, they may get driven rond for a few days but more thank likely they end up back on the road .

how many people on here know for certain that there second hand bike or even nearly new is built like this as i know of lots out there that are.

[devojunior]

just spotted a lovely cbr in red near me , oj G your safe.

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[devojunior]

nah deadly seriouse bro dont even know what trolling is tbh .

[tbourner]

I've heard taxi drivers get paid to 'spot' desired bikes, which is why a cover is often a first line of defense for stolen-to-order models.
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[Al]

[T0MMY]

I assumed he was joking but it's a convincing scenario.

Can you come and nick my ZX6R devo? I think I'd get a lot more from the insurance than I would from selling it

May as well take the CRM too...someone will shortly no doubt anyway.
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[Al]

Probably but he hasn't been back to bait us so I'll presume he's telling the truth.
He has posted his location in previous posts (its a shithole area so probably why he knows all about stealing bikes) and a photo of his garden, daughter ect so he doesn't sound like the mastermind in a bike ringing operation, but who knows.
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[stevo as b4]

I personally think these days that it's better to own a 125cc bike, or a trail bike, or a scooter instead of any mainstream bigger and popular models.

At least with a 125 or a Traile, all you need to worry about is keeping the local chavvy scumbags away, (easier said than done i know), but look at it this way, your never going to get the attentions of these organised professional expert theives that steal to order or for breaking and export. There isn't going to be enough money in these sorts of bikes to make a pro bother going for.

I agree, that the local trades persons mentioned, or delivery men/cold caller's could potentially be able to contribute towards targeting and identifiying possible bikes to steal, and the Criminal industry must be paying out these people for the info and intel they can so easily provide.

Of course im not implying that there is a significant percentage of these people involved, but all it takes is a few informants here and there for things to get noticed and targeted.

Also who else on here rushes to close their garage door when they hear the sound of the local scrap metal collection vans come up their street? I hate to have them see what is in my garage, as i do have a bit of a predjudice against anyone involved in the scrap metal business, whether it's justified or not.

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[mustang121]

In a perfect a world. there would be no need for secruity.

Would you really want bike secruity so impregnable that the only way for a thief to steal it is by physically having the key? Much like fancy top of the line cars.

Bearing in mind that could lead thieves no alternative but to actually break and enter into your homes in search of said key. Which I find quite scary, especially if you have young children.

Stolen fancy bikes, cars and construction vehicles no doubt end up in South Africa, Romania, Ukraine, Bulgaira.......

[stevo as b4]

Yes I did in a way, but we all know the only type of people that steal these kinds of bikes. They aint in it for a career, or for making money from buying and selling parts. They are just the pondlife scum that want's your bike or my bike to rag across the fields/council estate etc, and then torch when they get bored.

If say either of us had a BMW R1200GS in our garage, then there is next to no risk from a chav scumbag stealing it, but a sought after adventure/expedition bike with accessories could be just the kind of thing that go's missing at the hands of organised criminals.

All i was saying is that own a small bike that obviously has great appeal to chav type people, and your probably eliminating one type of possible theft, and all you need to do is keep the scum away from your bike, and not really have to worry about it going to Poland or wherever else inside a shipping container etc.

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[mustang121]

[Bomberman]

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Throwing a slight twist on things.

Anybody ever fancied doing a bit of 'Bike Baiting'?


The idea sprung from when a mate of a mate wanted his bike gone, because it was worth more as an insurance claim.
So he left it on a local shitty estate with the key in. And yeah, within the afternoon, it was long gone.


I fancy buying one of those remote immobilizers online, rigging a bike up with the keys in somewhere, and then just waiting near-by.

Let them climb on, start it up, and get moving a bit. Then just hit the immob, bike cuts out, then you can enjoy kicking the living shit out of said bike theif.

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