I am a new biker

paulas · Banned Joined: 26 Jun 2012 Karma :

Hello to you all. I am interested in purchasing a new motorcycle and request your advice. Should I buy oil to make the chain last longer, and could it carry a spare wheel for punctures. What is a good bike for a beginner. I wish to have a fast motorcycle that is economical on oil and petrol with good protection from stones from the road. Thankyou

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Pork preserved product?
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paulas · Banned Joined: 26 Jun 2012 Karma :

Thankyou for your reply and it was interesting with the bike and chickens. Could it carry a spare wheel. I worry about punctures. I want to have speed and power but to be economical. I heard oil is good for the chain and makes it last longer is this true. I have taken my test in competence and can buy any bike. I don't care about money. Safety and power is much more important but what about the stones. Is it dangerous and how can I protect from them.

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Ovb troll f off
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Ravo · Scooby Slapper Joined: 19 May 2007 Karma :

Dude, you need a Fenrir. Twin throttles, built in storage, it's good on gas since it's only a 2 cylinder, and you can even ride it backwards and steer with your hips! Of course I get a lot of people trying to kill me on it because they're all jealous, but it's a small price to pay for being such a badass. Here's me on my way to Bike Week in Daytona last year. Also it tends to feel a little floaty in corners.

https://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/c/cc/Fenrircycle_3.jpg

paulas · Banned Joined: 26 Jun 2012 Karma :

I like this bike too much. Is it new model and can I see it in the shops. It has power and speed I think. Twisted Evil

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Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

You should ALWAYS carry two spare tires over your shoulders.
As for stone protection... I strongly suggest 1x5 sheet of metal beneath the bike (it may affact a steering a little).

I think I've found a perfect bike for you:
https://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/6/a2/6a2aae1f90bc1ad592991d0a789d2ffa-orig

2/10, poor trolling attempt. I did loled at stone protection thing though Razz

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I'd give it to you if I could
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Hyaon · Traffic Copper Joined: 14 Sep 2010 Karma :

This is good for stones

and cars. and people.

https://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/monster_bike_fromhell_9.JPG
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