Crash for a Bang?

[dragstaar]

My mate and I were having a discussion about what bike crash we would have for a bang. Confused? Let me explain…

You have to have a bike crash at a total of 50mph. There is no guarantee that you will survive. You are wearing full gear. You will be given 2.5 weeks to recover after which, you are awarded a week of sex with any woman/man you choose. If you take longer than 2.5weeks then unfortunately you’ll miss the flight to sexy-time island.

There are some ground rules.

The crash MUST involve a collision (so no lowsides/highsides) but the collision can be with another vehicle or stationary object (eg wall or lamppost).

The crash must be on road - so no collisions on a track.

The speeds must total 50mph. Eg you can hit a brick wall at 50mph. or you can have a head-on with a car at 25mph each, or you can be travelling at 30mph and be hit from behind at 80mph. etc.

The aim is to manufacture your accident to increase your chances of survival. Remember, you have no control over other traffic or obstacles such as lampposts.

You then choose your prize! (you MUST post a pic of your prize)

I’ll kick this off: My crash for a bang.

I would like my crash to be on a motorway/dual carriageway slip road. I would be merging onto the motorway at 50mph and then collide with the side of a car already on the road. I would aim to be colliding side to side so that the impact will hopefully push me into the hard shoulder and into a ditch, thus allowing me to (hopefully) walk away.

My Prize: Olivia Wilde, mmmmm

https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/olivia-wilde-hot7.jpg

[bikertomm]

You need help mate!







Lol, as much as I'd like to insert bits into girls I'd rather not crash at 50mph.

Pussy..
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[cornish]

I'd crash into the arse of a lorry transporting pillows (back has to be open) for a go on Hugh Jackman


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On the proviso that it's not my bike i crash
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[Raffles]

[Derivative]

Depends how much you can engineer the crash.
I don't really understand the rule on street furniture. Surely you can crash on a road you choose?

Can you jump off before impact?

I'd probably try to fling myself up and over a central reservation barrier into a field.

Would take balls of steel, though.

[pinkyfloyd]

[cornish]

[Raffles]

[J.M.]

I already did mine with a combined speed of wayy over 50! https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=246048

Now, where's my prize?

https://ellecea1202.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/taylor-momsen-the-pretty-reckless-photos.jpg
https://elokaagu.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/taylor-momsen.jpeg
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[cornish]

[Matt B]

Head on collision with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Prize: Tangerine Suicide!

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o6w52yPq1r33uuco1_500.jpg
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[MarJay]

I'd crash into a boot at 60mph, slide along the road and break my foot and my wrist.

Then I'd like Alison Brie please.

https://greenobles.com/data_images/alison-brie/alison-brie-09.jpg

Please send her to my house immediately.
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[duhawkz]

I did hit the front end of a car emerging from a side road, hopefully I would fly over the bonnet and roll a bit to take some of the sting out of it.

my prize

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wl6HqJd23D0/T83IZXKyd1I/AAAAAAAAAfI/mH5UpljNpL8/s1600/scarlett_johansson36cc_wallpaper.jpg

where do i sign
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[EXC-Rider]

not stoned yet so cant give you my answer
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[dragstaar]

lol I'm liking the imagination!

I totally forgot about having pillows or large marshmallow men lol