Somebody STOP me.

[Barnaby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91YS3fNegmE

I'm currently in the final stages of negotiations to purchase 2x Plastic Maggots. A normal (eh?) Honda Cx500 & one of it's hideous 'Eurosport' variants.

I've never owned one, I've never ridden one.

In 1970'something, I glanced once at my bestest mates new bike & invented a new word, "That, is FUGLY, yowth".

If it all happens, for the minimum possible amount of £money, then there is going to be a 2yr project to turn one into the single, most gorgeous Cafe' Racer you ever did see.
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