Flies

[Fairies attack]

Just dropped a mega fuck ton of hand on a fly, the bastard disappeared.

How the hell do they do that?

I know they can take off backward, but it is dark, and after the smack it was gone.
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Ariel Badger said - Ever tried Chinese preserved (100 year) eggs? Man are they rank, like eating fart flavoured snot.

[WannaBeDude]

[groovylee]

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[WildGoose]

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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[Rogerborg]

Awaits "hit fly so hard it was absorbed into hand at a genetic level"

https://www.doncapone.org/modelkits/images/the-fly-resin-model-kit.jpg
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[Skudd]

It will be ok, I'm sure the fly will phone and offer you more kinky sex.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[recman]

[Itxi]

The air pressure created by anything being pushed downwards actually normally pushes the fly out of the way faster. That's why fly-swats have air holes in.
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Hastings Direct, Scum you say?

[Alpha-9]

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[P.addy]

So flies do congregate around shit

[mistergixer]

[Minty]

How about you shut the fuck up, pansy boy, before i come up there and beat you to death with the cock i just dipped in your mum.



Oh wait, did you want that PM'd?
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My fingers smell of your mum.

[mistergixer]

[woll]

Warped do us all a favour stop being a troll/ attention whore and fuck off
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Damaged spleen, damaged kindey, 2 popped lungs, 2 broken ribs, broken face, broken wrist and 5 back fractures... remember kids walls hurt

[terrim]

I like the picture of the fly. Pretty cool. Maybe youd better get a fly swatter before you hurt your hand.

[TheSmiler]

Well you can get a lot of practise at hitting them now you are unemployed
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[bikertomm]

[Mr.Everready]

[ThoughtContro...]

[bikertomm]

I knew that..

Thought it was odd how he has stopped posting and then makes a random thread about flies
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[anthony_r6]

[SlimRick]

Has anyone heard from him since the [pun]shitstorm[/pun]?

[WannaBeDude]

[WULFSTAN]

you know i posted on here not long ago trying to support you and that i didnt think you was as bad as everyone made out i guess i was wrong
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[WannaBeDude]