fuck women...

[Ayrton]

So my girlfriend of 1 and a half years just rang me up after ignoring me all weekend and told me its over...
Stupid bitch starts spouting some crap about how i was shouting at her in her house and her mam has cancer and out of nowhere claims i hit her

Got my suspisions that she is trying to get with someone else as well.
Worst part is i have to go up to her house tommorow to get my bike which i left there.

So how does BCF usually get over something like this? What upset me the most is she didnt even sound like she cared, which makes me suspect shes been cheating on me.

Just felt like making a thread...

[CaNsA]

[Marmalade]

Get bike quick as poss before she turns psycho on it.

Put her number under ignore and stick to it, she'll try to crawl back and fuck you over again and again.

Stop any future action now or you will live to regret it.

Once it goes faulty, get the hell away from it for good.
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[N cee thirty]

everything happens for a reason,feel sorry for the next guy shes gonna screw over
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[Pete.]

Just go and collect the bike, stay civil and leave. You ain't rescuing that situation so call that chapter of your book-of-life closed and start a new one.
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[P.addy]

If they don't care about saying that after a year n a bit... they've been cheating or have genuinely fallen out of love with you.

I like to think I can read the other person before they hurt me.. It doesn't always work but you can tell when a lie is a lie with certain people quite easy.

Get bike, massive burnout before you leave, take a wing mirror, deflate car tyres, ask to use the toilet before you go and fire some knuckle children over the floor then smash some stink bombs and get out of there... fast! etc etc.

Or... do what Pete says

[L-Jam]

Just leave it, I feel such pity on some of my mates who've been dumped before and just keep chasing it. Completely remove her from your life, if she wants to be civil be civil, smile at her in public or whatever, other than that move on. There's three billion women on the planet, don't worry about one.

You will still wank over her occasionally though, trust me
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[angryjonny]

[scorps]

I think the title of your post is a reasonable answer to your question

probably after youve responded to everyone elses advice so far.

Oh and don't be nasty to your next woman because of this one.

Think Ive covered everything
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

She's not "the one", you're only what - 18? With a girlfriend of a year and a half? Don't worry, you'll still be thinking with your dick until you're at least 25, so just accept it for what it was, get your bike back and move on to the next cum receptacle.
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[Ayrton]

[P.addy]

Less girl = more bike time.

Pass test, get GSXR, get women.

[Suntan Sid]

[Suntan Sid]

[daffy]

Shag her mate, made me feel better for a week

[Skudd]

Tell people that she dumped you and it is just one of those things that happen. Don't contact her, when she phones don't answer. If she still phones after 8 weeks, just say high and that you need to do something and will call her back.............. don't call back.
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[.....]

She ignored you all weekend because some other bloke was punching her in the tits and doing her up the gareth.

Cut all contact and move on.

[scorps]

oh the angst of young love
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[cornish]

Get the bike asap. Do not engage in any conversations or discussions with her or anyone to do with her in the meantime.

Truthfully, in your shoes i'd be going to get the bike now. Do you have the keys and is it locked in a garden or garage?

It is upsetting when you split from a partner, but losing a bike is fcuking devastating. Once you've got it you can go about dealing with the situation however you see fit without fear of anyone taking anything out on the bike
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[cornish]

[nowhere.elysium]

Could be worse. An ex of mine (from many moons ago) was shagging some bloke behind my back for seven months of a thirteen-month relationship. Having said that, it had gotten to the point where I was just holding on because I didn't particularly want to be alone. The sex was crap, the conversation was worse, and she had an arse like a bus.

I made some truly questionable choices as a teenager.
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[Robby]

I'm just imagining a girl with a Routemaster for an arse now.
Curvy.

As for the OP, MTFU. You're 18 (probably, you seem it), this is BCF, and I will remember this for the rest of time and use it to taunt you when you're a little older.

Also, if you are 18, why the fuck were you only seeing one girl? You should be fucking everything that moves and just keeping one step ahead of your own lies. Otherwise, you could end up like Jon B and marry the first girl that opens her legs for you.

That would be shame. This is not a shame.

[Dilyan]

Mate, I don't know you, but if I were in your position I'd get on with the first decent girl. While I'm still pissed off. No point grieving. And I'm talking from experience here.
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[Ayrton]