London woman biker wanted for action film (porno?)

[fatpies]

One of my acting mates (i.e. a restaurant waiter in Bayswater ) forwarded this to me.

I hope it is not spam. I'm sure there will be some London birds who may want to participate. Hellkat?


https://www.starnow.co.uk/Casting-Calls/Actors-wanted/Feature-film/female_motorcyclists_for_feature_film.htm
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[nowhere.elysium]

Just thought I should include a link to the director's profile: https://planetearth7.wix.com/vander-conner-mcleod-vcmc

Try not to laugh too hard
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[Andy_Pagin]

"Female motorcyclists
Any gender, aged 18 to 99 from London, United Kingdom

Minimum Acting experience: No previous acting experience"

We should ALL apply
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They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Rogerborg]

"Pay is deferred", right.

Bring your own bike, gear, petrol money, lunch, and not a word to those blackballing naysaying jobsworths at Equity about "stunt action co-ordinators" or "insurance cover" or any of that bollocks, ken whit Ah mean?
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GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[ThoughtContro...]

[Tarmacsurfer]

[nowhere.elysium]

[Rogerborg]

[nowhere.elysium]

Because everyone knows that you're not a credible director until you've become a kung fu timelord
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[Rogerborg]

[MarJay]

[Skudd]

Didn't George Lucas do the same for Star Wars with some of the main actors geting a % of the profits it it made any money?
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[MarJay]

[Skudd]

[hellkat]

For fucks sake... I can barely ride and simultaneously wave at someone.

Riding and firing a gun is way beyond my skills
(shall I apply anyway?)
What about Paivi?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

But I see now that they want predominantly orientals and the only weapon-wielding oriental I know is Yun, and she's not on the bikes ATM, due to being pregnant.
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[Alpha-9]

Ahahaha martial arts master

Brightened up my afternoon, thank you, hilarious
Please tell me he's not serious

Modelling, really? His hair is receding for christ sake
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Fzr-600 1999

[P.addy]

[hellkat]

It doesnt really bother me about what his showreel brings up.
Everybody has to start somewhere, I guess.
Somehow I doubt I fit his profile
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[P.addy]

[MarJay]

[hellkat]

Yeah, so I kinda like how it might be like the Crazy 88 only with geriatric old bints like me, eyelids sellotaped into submission - and Marjay in drag.

Nice.
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[fatpies]

[hellkat]

Yeah, that looks like me alright ...
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[MarJay]